any funny Chuppah stories ?

[buggie]

the kallah was circling the chassan a bunch of times. the chassan was intently following the kallah 360 with a big grin. suddenly a kick . his mom wispers 'wipe that silly grin off ure face !! true sory

[eis517]

Mesader kudu shin is speaking and says" chosen, Kallah- over the past few months I have gotten to know you biblically........

My friends and I were in shock! Clearly didn't know what at meant

[jj1000]

1. A rebbi of mine in yeshiva had a Friday wedding. The cup went through his shoe and he was rushed to the hospital. He got back for the seuda which took place Friday night. He got drunk (which he was allowed to since it was a Friday?) He started dancing on a table till he fell off and was again brought to the hospital. (Heard this in Morristown, can't say I verified it)

2. I was MC at a wedding. It was snowing and 3 of the kalla's brothers didn't come up for their sheva bracha. So I had to call a sub instead.

[Centurion]

went to pidyon haben (wrong thread?)
and cohen didnt show! had to get a local bocher (over 18)who was never at one and tell him what to do.. way after mariv was

[Chaikel]

A friend's brother was MC. Got a little tipsy before the Chuppa. Was supposed to call up some big rabbi as "a close friend of the Kallah's family" and instead said "A close friend of the Kallah"

[Yeki89]

At a wedding they called up R' Ox Mara Diasra....
One of the singers thinking his mike was off says "you mean Para Diasra!"

[Lamdan]

"Reb ---- is mechubed mit der ferte kashya". - heard at at a chuppa right after pesach.
"Reb --- is mechubed mit der fifte hakafah" - heard at a chuppa right after Simchas Torah.
Both were heard live by me!

[bubbles]

"Reb --- is mechubed mit der fifte hakafah" - heard at a chuppa right after Simchas Torah.
Both were heard live by me!

last names of chosson and kalla started with an M and J respectively?

[lcyitz]

A friend's brother was MC. Got a little tipsy before the Chuppa. Was supposed to call up some big rabbi as "a close friend of the Kallah's family" and instead said "A close friend of the Kallah"

Awesome!

[buggie]

rav pam was mc and needed the chassans att for the brochos. in typacl r pam fashion ' um, hachassan  i need ure att to be able to be motzei u' : the chassan is somewhere in outerspace. no heed  so rav pam tries again:....- the chassan is cryin and davenin away:   someone from the audience pipes up  -LOUD- earth to chassan , earth to chassan- come in chassan

[buggie]

at the rate the world is heading.in a conserv chuppah ' kolchassan vkolchassan...' rcm'l

[Achas Veachas]

You know what they say; by a Chassidishe wedding the Kallahs mother is pregnant, by a non-religious wedding the Kallah is pregnant and by a reform wedding the Mesader Kiddushin is pregnant. Always knew it as a joke until my brothers wedding when I found out later that his mother-in-law was pregnant at the time.

[meshugener]

Lol!

[Achas Veachas]

Lol!

You're laughing, imagine how I was a few months later when he tells me he has to go to the hospital because his mother-in-law had a baby

[Lamdan]

last names of chosson and kalla started with an M and J respectively?

I don't remember which wedding. I do remember that it was in Lake Terrace.

[mclovin]

I think this is what happened. I don't remember if this is exactly what happened but they called up the chassan of the zaideh

[Steven]

my father in laws talmid was being mesader kiddushin for the first time at a wedding. The talmid was very nervous so he asked my father in law to come along and observe him. Under the chuppah the talmid told the chosson to give the kallah the kesubah and say "this is your get". the chosson said what? and the talmid said again say to the kallah "this is your get". When the talmid finally realized what he was saying, He said very loudly on the mike "someone just dig a hole and bury me"

[elikay]

my father in laws talmid was being mesader kiddushin for the first time at a wedding. The talmid was very nervous so he asked my father in law to come along and observe him. Under the chuppah the talmid told the chosson to give the kallah the kesubah and say "this is your get". the chosson said what? and the talmid said again say to the kallah "this is your get". When the talmid finally realized what he was saying, He said very loudly on the mike "someone just dig a hole and bury me"

Oy!

[txtmax4]

He got drunk (which he was allowed to since it was a Friday?)

A friend's brother was MC. Got a little tipsy before the Chuppa. Was supposed to call up some big rabbi as "a close friend of the Kallah's family" and instead said "A close friend of the Kallah"

"Reb ---- is mechubed mit der ferte kashya". - heard at at a chuppa right after pesach.
"Reb --- is mechubed mit der fifte hakafah" - heard at a chuppa right after Simchas Torah.
Both were heard live by me!

rav pam was mc and needed the chassans att for the brochos. in typacl r pam fashion ' um, hachassan  i need ure att to be able to be motzei u' : the chassan is somewhere in outerspace. no heed  so rav pam tries again:....- the chassan is cryin and davenin away:   someone from the audience pipes up  -LOUD- earth to chassan , earth to chassan- come in chassan

ALOL!

[Centro]

Just came across this thread, each and every story is awesome!