Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread

[HudZ]

I was in Florida...and I saw a bumper sticker that read "I miss the Bronx".
So I broke the widow, stole the radio, and left a note that read, `I hope this helps`.

[NTorch]

I was in Florida...and I saw a bumper sticker that read "I miss the Bronx".
So I broke the widow, stole the radio, and left a note that read, `I hope this helps`.

Never break widows. Even Black Widow Spiders.

[NTorch]

[NTorch]

[Yehuda57]

https://twitter.com/Squilled/status/1276537242421510144

[HudZ]

Knock Knock

Who is There?

Maror.

Maror Who?

Just Lettuce in.

[joe1234]

Knock Knock

Who is There?

Maror.

Maror Who?

Just Lettuce in.

very sharp!