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Re: Nice Stories that bring a smile
« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2013, 05:27:11 AM »
Sometime I get that, but it's usually I'll smuggle  _______ for you into jail
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Re: Nice Stories that bring a smile
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2013, 08:06:46 AM »
Obviously you have better friends
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Re: Nice Stories that bring a smile
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2013, 04:58:41 PM »
I will start, someone just told me this story that happened to their MIL:

This story happenend in a pizzaria in clevaland!! This guys MIL (lets call her mrs k) works in kiruv that sends girls to israel to find themselves. Well one day this lady met up with a mother of one of those girls. She said to mrs k, i wish i can go to israel too. I feel so connected that i must go to. But, its VERY expensive, but i try only spending on cc, in order to get to israel. So this lady and mrs k kept of talking about how she will get to israel on spending money and racking up points... It came out that it would take a yr or so....someone sitting behind them turned around and said "i can't help over hearing your situation, you do not need to spend on cc, rather you need sign up bonuses," and this wonderful helpful person went on and explained for quiet a while how she needs to maximize sign ups and so on... The ladies said how do you know so much.... To which he said...............

But from what i was just told, they were so grateful for this person to take so much time out of his day to help out!
And the next part is also a bit nuts - mrs k told her SIL who she just met. This SIL ran to the pizzeria. But to no a avail. He then ran to the grocery down the block found this person and continued to pick at his brain. And this SIL walked away and said wow what a mentch!!!
Lol,  I dropped off my wife at Target and she was wondering what took me so long to grab a slice of pizza and pickup some milk :D
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Re: Nice Stories that bring a smile
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2013, 05:00:00 PM »
Lol,  I dropped off my wife at Target and she was wondering what took me so long to grab a slice of pizza and pickup some milk :D
you really remember the story? thats hilarious.... ;D
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Re: Nice Stories that bring a smile
« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2013, 05:15:41 PM »
you really remember the story? thats hilarious.... ;D
Of course.
I have a memory like an Eleffant.
Wasn't sitting behind her, but next to her :)
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Re: Nice Stories that bring a smile
« Reply #45 on: February 19, 2013, 05:16:03 PM »
Of course.
I have a memory like an Eleffant
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Re: Nice Stories that bring a smile
« Reply #46 on: February 19, 2013, 05:45:44 PM »
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Re: Nice Stories that bring a smile
« Reply #47 on: February 19, 2013, 05:48:25 PM »
Of course.
I have a memory like an Eleffant.
Wasn't sitting behind her, but next to her :)
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Re: Nice Stories that bring a smile
« Reply #48 on: February 19, 2013, 05:48:44 PM »
Of course.
I have a memory like an Eleffant.
LMAO I promise I was about to finally FTFY you  :)

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Re: Nice Stories that bring a smile
« Reply #49 on: February 19, 2013, 05:58:22 PM »
LMAO I promise I was about to finally FTFY :)

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