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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1035 on: June 05, 2015, 06:41:41 PM »
IME that's 5 purchases

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1036 on: June 05, 2015, 07:26:57 PM »
IME that's 5 purchases
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for google play AND itunes?
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1037 on: June 07, 2015, 02:51:50 AM »
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for google play AND itunes?
I have no idea what the answer to your question is. But I will point out that for iTunes, it would not matter if you had to make several purchases to reach $5, you would still get the credit. For Google Play, you would have to spend at least $5 in a single transaction.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1038 on: June 07, 2015, 08:21:43 AM »
I have no idea what the answer to your question is. But I will point out that for iTunes, it would not matter if you had to make several purchases to reach $5, you would still get the credit. For Google Play, you would have to spend at least $5 in a single transaction.
Thanks!

Anyone know how google play works?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1039 on: June 09, 2015, 10:32:20 AM »
You spend weeks trying to book an award flight, but when you finally find availability you are a little disappointed that now you have nothing to do

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1040 on: June 09, 2015, 10:38:41 AM »
You spend weeks trying to book an award flight, but when you finally find availability you are a little disappointed that now you have nothing to do
;D What legs did you just snatch?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1041 on: June 09, 2015, 10:40:18 AM »
You spend weeks trying to book an award flight, but when you finally find availability you are a little disappointed that now you have nothing to do
I can send you some paper work if your bored

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1042 on: June 09, 2015, 04:03:36 PM »

;D What legs did you just snatch?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1043 on: June 09, 2015, 04:40:44 PM »
Jfk -lax and lax-hnl
Nice. Wanna start looking for me?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1044 on: June 09, 2015, 07:05:12 PM »
Jfk -lax and lax-hnl
How many ppl traveling?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1045 on: June 09, 2015, 09:31:03 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1046 on: June 09, 2015, 09:35:29 PM »
You walk into target,  see a certain manager and walk back out

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1047 on: June 09, 2015, 09:44:01 PM »
You walk into target,  see a certain manager and walk back out
+1 ;D

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1048 on: June 10, 2015, 12:48:00 AM »
You walk into target,  see a certain manager and walk back out
-1 you already know there schedules
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1049 on: June 10, 2015, 12:58:20 AM »
Your always checking your families, clients  and friends snail mail for the amex 100K\150K targeted offers.