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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1080 on: June 16, 2015, 04:00:53 PM »
Quote from: Centro on June 15, 2015, 07:54:00 PM
You get 5 credit cards in the mail which are already canceled at that time...
im confused
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1081 on: June 16, 2015, 04:02:05 PM »
Quote from: Dr Moose on June 16, 2015, 03:56:33 PM
not sure what that has to do with DDF,
...are you Jewish?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1082 on: June 16, 2015, 04:06:04 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on June 16, 2015, 04:02:05 PM
...are you Jewish?
is being a DDFer synonymous with being Jewish?

ETA: sorry, it was the Judaism in me that required answering with a question ...
« Last Edit: June 16, 2015, 04:11:30 PM by Dr Moose »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1083 on: June 16, 2015, 04:08:41 PM »
Quote from: Dr Moose on June 16, 2015, 04:06:04 PM
is being a DDFer synonymous with being Jewish?
That is a pretty good bet.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1084 on: June 16, 2015, 04:15:28 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on June 16, 2015, 04:08:41 PM
That is a pretty good bet.
not always a good bet...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1085 on: June 16, 2015, 04:19:02 PM »
Quote from: dealfinder85 on June 16, 2015, 04:15:28 PM
not always a good bet...
Always a good bet. Some good bets don't always win but most do.  ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1086 on: June 16, 2015, 04:23:06 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on June 16, 2015, 04:19:02 PM
Always a good bet. Some good bets don't always win but most do.  ;)
good point
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1087 on: June 16, 2015, 06:09:21 PM »
Heard this guy try to pick up a girl say this....
Didn't we meet last week on a flight
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1088 on: June 16, 2015, 07:09:27 PM »
You start replying I'm henche to a family whatsapp for a bbq
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1089 on: June 25, 2015, 05:03:43 PM »
Saw a similar post from the past & thought I’d put one together as well. This is basically a thank you to Dan & my DDF family. Always loved to travel but never knew & understood the value in points & miles. I heard of Dans Deals when the ELAL glitch happened & around that time I started doing research & reading the forums… a bit more than 2 years, 31 CC’s & a couple of million points/miles later I truly thank you all for your patience! Especially @MarcoPolo  who was really patient!
Went on countless trips, treated family in business & first class cabins which was never a thought in years past. Staying at the Park Hyatt Zurich, St Regis Florence, Gritti Palace Venice etc. etc. with just a handful of points is unreal.
Props to y’all!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1090 on: June 27, 2015, 10:33:13 PM »
If you saw the cover to this week's aim (ami jr) and thought of something fishy
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1091 on: June 27, 2015, 10:34:00 PM »
Quote from: SOS on June 27, 2015, 10:33:13 PM
If you saw the cover to this week's aim (ami jr) and thought of something fishy
Gonna have to check that out now
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1092 on: June 27, 2015, 10:36:06 PM »
I tried to post a picture but it was to too big...
Quote from: yakrot on June 27, 2015, 10:34:00 PM
Gonna have to check that out now
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1093 on: June 27, 2015, 10:36:28 PM »
Quote from: SOS on June 27, 2015, 10:33:13 PM
If you saw the cover to this week's aim (ami jr) and thought of something fishy
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1094 on: June 27, 2015, 11:14:08 PM »
Quote from: SOS on June 27, 2015, 10:33:13 PM
If you saw the cover to this week's aim (ami jr) and thought of something fishy
Your talking about off the beatin path article?  Have been following their travels for a while now. Lookbeforeyoulive.com
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1095 on: June 28, 2015, 07:47:12 PM »
Quote from: SOS on June 27, 2015, 10:36:06 PM
I tried to post a picture but it was to too big...

Upload here and post link.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1096 on: June 29, 2015, 07:04:43 PM »
The only way you would consider buying an airline was if it qualified for gold 3x spend
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1097 on: June 30, 2015, 07:39:12 PM »
You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1098 on: June 30, 2015, 07:45:23 PM »
You know the cashiers at Target personally by first name
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=45709.msg1191594#msg1191594
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1099 on: June 30, 2015, 08:19:15 PM »
Quote from: Adam101 on June 15, 2015, 08:15:31 PM
Is that the USPS method?  Hehe
You know the method? Can I PM you? I promise I won't tell anyone else. Not even my wife
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