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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1200 on: July 24, 2015, 12:44:04 PM »
Quote from: AJK on July 24, 2015, 12:43:02 PM
So HE would know what I mean :)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1201 on: July 24, 2015, 04:15:12 PM »
Quote from: stbaum on July 24, 2015, 12:44:04 PM
;D

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#orphansofdds  ;D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1202 on: July 26, 2015, 05:09:34 PM »
... You walk around all day with the Avoda of Yom Kippur Nusach stuck in your head, playing like a broken record, from seeing "Achas Vachas".
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1203 on: July 26, 2015, 06:00:44 PM »
Quote from: stbaum on July 24, 2015, 12:42:22 PM
my husband only wants to know what i'm buying at Staples that's so expensive :)
Mine doesn't look at the cc statements.  He 'doesn't want to know'.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1204 on: July 27, 2015, 10:13:57 PM »
Many of your amex accounts have credit balances
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1205 on: July 27, 2015, 10:14:14 PM »
Quote from: lunatic on July 27, 2015, 10:13:57 PM
Many of your amex accounts have credit balances

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1206 on: July 28, 2015, 12:52:14 AM »
Just had an annual fee deducted from one of my negative balances. True meaning of the annual fee pays for itself. I feel stupid trying to get around it...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1207 on: July 30, 2015, 03:56:13 AM »
Wife asked me if we could book a refundable to get passed security I'm the airport and eat in a restaurant there and chill in the lounge.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1208 on: July 30, 2015, 06:20:41 AM »
Quote from: sammy n on July 30, 2015, 03:56:13 AM
Wife asked me if we could book a refundable to get passed security I'm the airport and eat in a restaurant there and chill in the lounge.

(Wait! (Sry for the noob question...) How long before a flight can you go past security and enter lounge??)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1209 on: July 30, 2015, 07:32:36 AM »
Anytime that day.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1210 on: July 30, 2015, 07:53:08 AM »
And how soon before the flight can it be fully refunded?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1211 on: July 30, 2015, 08:58:32 AM »
Oiy. I don't see this ending well.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1212 on: July 30, 2015, 10:04:35 AM »
Quote from: AJK on July 30, 2015, 08:58:32 AM
Oiy. I don't see this ending well.

They may end up in YVR!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1213 on: July 30, 2015, 10:44:27 AM »
Lol
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1214 on: August 02, 2015, 11:22:39 AM »
If yours, your parents, your parent in laws, and grandparents from yours and your spouse's sides mug closets are about to look like a frikin family album
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1215 on: August 02, 2015, 11:27:19 AM »
Quote from: dudi on August 02, 2015, 11:22:39 AM
If yours, your parents, your parent in laws, and grandparents from yours and your spouse's sides mug closets are about to look like a frikin family album
A real DDFer can make more than the amount the mugs cost in the time it takes to design them. I lost patience after two.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1216 on: August 02, 2015, 11:28:22 AM »
Quote from: David Smith on August 02, 2015, 11:27:19 AM
A real DDFer can make more than the amount the mugs cost in the time it takes to design them. I lost patience after two.
Till me till 3before I almost exploded
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1217 on: August 02, 2015, 11:29:14 AM »
Quote from: dudi on August 02, 2015, 11:22:39 AM
If yours, your parents, your parent in laws, and grandparents from yours and your spouse's sides mug closets are about to look like a frikin family album
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1218 on: August 02, 2015, 11:29:15 AM »
Quote from: dudi on August 02, 2015, 11:28:22 AM
Till me till 3before I almost exploded
Three AM or three mugs?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
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