If yours, your parents, your parent in laws, and grandparents from yours and your spouse's sides mug closets are about to look like a frikin family album
A real DDFer can make more than the amount the mugs cost in the time it takes to design them. I lost patience after two.
Till me till 3before I almost exploded
Three AM or three mugs?
If you have asked your UPS driver how many people have asked him about the UPS method just so you can have a good laugh
+1 was always tempted to do that... What did he say?
Put that in the "You might NOT be a DDFer..." thread....
My 3 year old saw my license this morning and asked me why there's a picture of me on my money
Wife asked me if we could book a refundable to get passed security I'm the airport and eat in a restaurant there and chill in the lounge.