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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1220 on: August 02, 2015, 11:45:18 AM »
If you have asked your UPS driver how many people have asked him about the UPS method just so you can have a good laugh
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1221 on: August 02, 2015, 12:43:56 PM »
Quote from: dudi on August 02, 2015, 11:45:18 AM
If you have asked your UPS driver how many people have asked him about the UPS method just so you can have a good laugh
+1 was always tempted to do that... What did he say?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1222 on: August 02, 2015, 12:46:47 PM »
Quote from: yakrot on August 02, 2015, 12:43:56 PM
+1 was always tempted to do that... What did he say?
He was never asked about it but he wasn't a residential driver so it means nothing.
Then I needed to explain to him what it means
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1223 on: August 02, 2015, 01:27:58 PM »
Quote from: dudi on August 02, 2015, 11:45:18 AM
If you have asked your UPS driver how many people have asked him about the UPS method just so you can have a good laugh
Put that in the "You might NOT be a DDFer..." thread....
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1224 on: August 02, 2015, 01:40:59 PM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on August 02, 2015, 01:27:58 PM
Put that in the "You might NOT be a DDFer..." thread....
-1 there I would put people who actually jumped onto the UPS truck by a stop sign asking to pay 10,000$ for the delivery of their new CC with their new card causing the driver to call social services on them
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1225 on: August 02, 2015, 02:32:26 PM »
My 3 year old saw my license this morning and asked me why there's a picture of me on my money
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1226 on: August 02, 2015, 06:04:36 PM »
Quote from: Am on August 02, 2015, 02:32:26 PM
My 3 year old saw my license this morning and asked me why there's a picture of me on my money
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1227 on: August 02, 2015, 06:45:26 PM »
you walk in to FD and the manager greets you and asks, so the regular load today?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1228 on: August 02, 2015, 10:35:56 PM »
Quote from: sammy n on July 30, 2015, 03:56:13 AM
Wife asked me if we could book a refundable to get passed security I'm the airport and eat in a restaurant there and chill in the lounge.
what airport has a kosher restaurant?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1229 on: August 02, 2015, 11:08:06 PM »
amex checkout is now on your list of most visited webpages
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1230 on: August 02, 2015, 11:41:32 PM »
Quote from: SamKey on August 02, 2015, 10:35:56 PM
what airport has a kosher restaurant?
Was referring to TLV.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1231 on: August 03, 2015, 08:16:06 AM »
Quote from: sammy n on August 02, 2015, 11:41:32 PM
Was referring to TLV.
I wouldn't try it there
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1232 on: August 03, 2015, 08:18:03 AM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1233 on: August 03, 2015, 08:50:53 AM »
Quote from: sammy n on August 03, 2015, 08:18:03 AM
Why?
The security would probably cause big problems
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1234 on: August 03, 2015, 08:51:39 AM »
Quote from: dudi on August 03, 2015, 08:50:53 AM
The security would probably cause big problems
What security? How would they know when I check in that I plan on cancelling?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1235 on: August 03, 2015, 09:18:44 AM »
Quote from: sammy n on August 03, 2015, 08:51:39 AM
What security? How would they know when I check in that I plan on cancelling?
I don't mean that I mean on the way out you would have to go through passport control
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1236 on: August 03, 2015, 09:32:27 AM »
Quote from: dudi on August 03, 2015, 09:18:44 AM
I don't mean that I mean on the way out you would have to go through passport control
Why would I be going through passport control? I wouldn't be.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1237 on: August 03, 2015, 09:35:06 AM »
Quote from: sammy n on August 03, 2015, 09:32:27 AM
Why would I be going through passport control? I wouldn't be.
How is that?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1238 on: August 03, 2015, 09:36:21 AM »
Quote from: dudi on August 03, 2015, 09:35:06 AM
How is that?
Bec I'll still be on the floor with all the gates and I can just right out.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1239 on: August 03, 2015, 09:38:02 AM »
Quote from: sammy n on August 03, 2015, 09:36:21 AM
Bec I'll still be on the floor with all the gates and I can just right out.
According to my knowledge once you pass security there is no way out
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