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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1290 on: October 25, 2015, 03:14:12 PM »
You got stuff,   that you don't intend to use even once
FTFY
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1291 on: October 25, 2015, 03:18:20 PM »
FTFY -- You got stuff,   that you don't intend to use even once

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big time, that's funny. Although if not for dan's recommendations for Settlers of Catan and the perplexus balls, we wouldn't have those either -- they are great!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1292 on: October 27, 2015, 11:56:44 AM »
You're the only one at work that turns down an offer for your company's credit card!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1293 on: October 27, 2015, 11:58:29 AM »
You generously offer to put the company cards in your name.
FTFY
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1294 on: October 27, 2015, 04:15:15 PM »
You're driving around in $1MM cars today

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1295 on: October 27, 2015, 04:41:08 PM »
You're driving around in $1MM cars today
I reckon my train is worth at least that

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1296 on: October 27, 2015, 05:04:36 PM »
I reckon my train is worth at least that

straight from Wikipedia:

The R160 [for example the F, M, etc] fleet was purchased at an average cost of $1.28 million USD per car

this means that if your average train has 8 cars like the F, that puts my transportation vehicle at a total cost of $10.24 million. way more than your average Ferrari  ;D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1297 on: October 27, 2015, 05:05:56 PM »
I reckon my train is worth at least that
If the crowds aren't standing there gaping & taking photos it doesn't count. :)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1298 on: October 27, 2015, 05:34:23 PM »
If the crowds aren't standing there gaping & taking photos it doesn't count. :)
Three are crowds taking pictures of things in the trains all right, but nothing that's  appropriate to put on ddms.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1299 on: October 27, 2015, 06:25:50 PM »
Don't for a second think they are taking pictures of the hot chick and not the car.  :)
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1300 on: October 27, 2015, 06:26:52 PM »
...you give out your GOGO login like candy.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1301 on: October 27, 2015, 09:56:18 PM »
...you book a trip to Hong Kong, Australia, and Dubai (after reading a zillion TRs about them) and forget that to the outside world it sounds exotic :)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1302 on: October 27, 2015, 10:19:34 PM »
...you book a trip to Hong Kong, Australia, and Dubai (after reading a zillion TRs about them) and forget that to the outside world it sounds exotic :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1303 on: October 28, 2015, 12:08:34 AM »
When you get excited about a MIA deal but then realize that you don't have a reason to go.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1304 on: October 28, 2015, 12:36:37 AM »
You think every guy with a yarmulka in Chase bank, WM, Stop & Shop, Shell Gas Station, Family Dollar, must be a fellow ddfer and you are dying to get a glimpse of his name on his credit card.

And certainly if he is holding a BB or Serve at a MP ATM.