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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Offline sag95

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1395 on: March 15, 2016, 11:56:46 PM »
Also how do you get the emoji not in the box? Or is it always like that on tapatalk?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1396 on: March 15, 2016, 11:59:09 PM »
Also how do you get the emoji not in the box?
Gotta think outside the box :)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1397 on: March 16, 2016, 01:10:56 AM »
Also how do you get the emoji not in the box? Or is it always like that on tapatalk?
Use actual typed emojis, such as :) which is this : & ) together. Not , which is [ & emoji1] together
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1398 on: March 17, 2016, 08:57:22 PM »
You see something about a whopping 75,000 MR, and you realize how jaded Amex has made you.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1399 on: March 27, 2016, 10:58:12 AM »
You leave your wallet on top of your car, come back a half later later, have to spend 20 min picking up too many CC scattered all over the street. Good thing it's Easter Sunday. Light traffic

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1400 on: March 27, 2016, 12:46:40 PM »
You leave your wallet on top of your car, come back a half later later, have to spend 20 min picking up too many CC scattered all over the street. Good thing it's Easter Sunday. Light traffic
I thought you would say, you don't bother going back, because you don't carry cash. CCs can be canceled and replaced. :D

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1401 on: March 27, 2016, 03:42:18 PM »
I thought you would say, you don't bother going back, because you don't carry cash. CCs can be canceled and replaced. :D
True. Did have $20 though. Other sentimentals.. Which I did find

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1402 on: March 27, 2016, 06:34:03 PM »
True. Did have $20 though. Other sentimentals.. Which I did find
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1403 on: March 27, 2016, 07:43:58 PM »
I thought you would say, you don't bother going back, because you don't carry cash. CCs can be canceled and replaced. :D
DDFers carry GCs with them..

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1404 on: March 28, 2016, 12:19:38 AM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1407 on: April 12, 2016, 06:00:25 PM »
Your 10-year-old sister has a school project of if she can go anywhere in the world, where would she go and she asks her teacher if she knows where the Maldives are  ;D ;D

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1408 on: April 12, 2016, 06:01:02 PM »
Your 10-year-old sister has a school project of if she can go anywhere in the world, where would she go and she asks her teacher if she knows where the Maldives are  ;D ;D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1409 on: April 12, 2016, 08:12:33 PM »
You have a dream that your plane is going down, and all you worry about is that the crash site doesn't have an airport code so you won't be able to add it to your lists.
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