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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1460 on: August 03, 2016, 01:52:23 AM »
The Israeli collectors that come in dozens don't.  ::)
Where I daven many of them do.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1461 on: August 03, 2016, 03:10:20 AM »
What do you do in shul?
If a shul doesn't have a cc processing by now or have a way of processing through somewhere else they don't deserve it IMHO .
Is it so pashut that you get full maaser credit for cc donation?
Discussed at length already . Sugya learned properly by many . %100 pashut (even the % the shul doesn't get) . No further discussion needed .

The (stupid) Israeli collectors that come in dozens don't where I'm from.  ::)

FTFY
And where im originally from the smart ones do! 

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1462 on: August 03, 2016, 07:48:01 AM »
Discussed at length already . Sugya learned properly by many . %100 pashut (even the % the shul doesn't get) . No further discussion needed .


whats wrong with asking a question...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1463 on: August 03, 2016, 08:33:16 AM »
whats wrong with asking a question...
Lol. It wasn't a question . He was involved in the last Reid on that question already.

Example :
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=11285.msg1432774.msg#1432774
« Last Edit: August 03, 2016, 08:43:38 AM by emjee »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1464 on: August 09, 2016, 12:31:21 AM »
When the nutrition facts read Vitamin B6 & your mind says "why is jetblue on this product? Oh whoops"
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1465 on: September 18, 2016, 09:21:13 PM »
It takes you hours to update your new address with all your banks, airlines, hotels, etc. when you're moving  >:(

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1466 on: September 18, 2016, 09:35:20 PM »
It takes you months to update your new address with all your banks, airlines, hotels, etc. when you're moving  >:(
FTFY
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1467 on: September 18, 2016, 09:36:00 PM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1468 on: September 18, 2016, 10:22:45 PM »
It takes you hours to update your new address with all your banks, airlines, hotels, etc. when you're moving  >:(
+100 since all banks need your card info in order to change.  Still gotta find all my cards.
#TYH

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1469 on: September 18, 2016, 10:34:39 PM »
+100 since all banks need your card info in order to change.  Still gotta find all my cards.
Can change it online.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1470 on: September 18, 2016, 10:36:53 PM »
Can change it online.
... if you have your card info
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1471 on: September 25, 2016, 09:25:26 PM »
... if you have your card info

I get a card. The info goes straight into a spreadsheet

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1472 on: September 25, 2016, 09:29:04 PM »
I get a card. The info goes straight into a spreadsheet
+1  including cvv's and exp.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1473 on: September 25, 2016, 09:29:51 PM »
I get a card. The info goes straight into a spreadsheet
+1  including cvv's and exp.
I hope it's password protected!
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1474 on: September 25, 2016, 10:10:26 PM »
You walked into the pantry today and started trying to figure out arts and crafts or science projects your kids can do at home with grapefruit scented dish soap.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1475 on: September 25, 2016, 10:23:09 PM »
I hope it's password protected!

indeed and its not a google spreadsheet ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1476 on: September 25, 2016, 11:46:24 PM »
You walked into the pantry today and started trying to figure out arts and crafts or science projects your kids can do at home with grapefruit scented dish soap.
By me it's lemon with baking soda...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1477 on: September 26, 2016, 08:33:21 PM »
When from all the great benefits that your firm has to offer, the one that made you most excited at orientation was that any lawyer at the firm can get CPC. CSR here I come!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1478 on: September 26, 2016, 08:45:48 PM »
When from all the great benefits that your firm has to offer, the one that made you most excited at orientation was that any lawyer at the firm can get CPC. CSR here I come!
Lol!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1479 on: September 26, 2016, 09:01:27 PM »
When from all the great benefits that your firm has to offer, the one that made you most excited at orientation was that any lawyer at the firm can get CPC. CSR here I come!
No private bank?
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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