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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1485 on: September 30, 2016, 12:32:29 PM »
...you are afraid to give a direct answer.  >:(
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1486 on: September 30, 2016, 12:55:55 PM »
...you are afraid to give a direct answer.  >:(
Frustrated with the shabulb thread?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1487 on: September 30, 2016, 12:58:55 PM »
Frustrated with the shabulb thread?
That and a hundred other threads. What is the big deal?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1488 on: September 30, 2016, 04:34:14 PM »
...you are afraid to give a direct answer.  >:(
Or a reporter. We are both notorious for that
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1489 on: October 28, 2016, 05:14:38 PM »
... Your mail gets spammed with a load of Departures Magazines every couple of months.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1490 on: October 28, 2016, 05:40:52 PM »
You get your election news from the pick your poison thread. (Or is that just me?)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1491 on: October 28, 2016, 06:00:17 PM »
...you go to best buy to return 7 printers and everybody looks at you like you're crazy. (Jokes on them though because I walked out $300 richer)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1492 on: October 29, 2016, 07:22:03 PM »
You get your election news from the pick your poison thread. (Or is that just me?)

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Not just you.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1493 on: October 30, 2016, 12:23:19 AM »
...you go to best buy to return 7 printers and everybody looks at you like you're crazy. (Jokes on them though because I walked out $300 richer)
Did you check the balance on your GCs? Are they still active?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1494 on: October 30, 2016, 12:23:56 AM »
Did you check the balance on your GCs? Are they still active?
Not yet, I had that thought over Shabbos, we'll have to see.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1495 on: October 30, 2016, 12:35:47 AM »
Not yet, I had that thought over Shabbos, we'll have to see.

Is that like the story about thinking about fixing your fence of shabbos? ::)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1496 on: October 30, 2016, 12:39:11 AM »
Is that like the story about thinking about fixing your fence of shabbos? ::)
Lol
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1497 on: November 14, 2016, 12:28:58 AM »
....you start using +1's on whatsapp chats with non forum users.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1498 on: November 14, 2016, 12:34:33 AM »
BTW can I just say that I detest the +1 shtick?

I think I gave in and did it a few times but I just hate it.

I assume it's supposed to mean "me too" hence the +1 means, "not just you, brother! count me in, too!" But then what the heck does it mean when people write +1000000? Are you pretending to be a million people? Or does the number suddenly no longer mean "me too" but rather it now is supposed to be a numeric expression of how right the previous comment was? And how do people determine if it's a +1000000 or a +1000000000000? It's totally arbitrary. You just get excited and start pressing zeros. It's like people who think multiple exclamation points makes their point more convincing. Guess what? It doesn't!!!!!!!!!


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1499 on: November 14, 2016, 12:35:27 AM »
BTW can I just say that I detest the +1 shtick?

I think I gave in and did it a few times but I just hate it.

I assume it's supposed to mean "me too" hence the +1 means, "not just you, brother! count me in, too!" But then what the heck does it mean when people write +1000000? Are you pretending to be a million people? Or does the number suddenly no longer mean "me too" but rather it now is supposed to be a numeric expression of how right the previous comment was? And how do people determine if it's a +1000000 or a +1000000000000? It's totally arbitrary. You just get excited and start pressing zeros. It's like people who think multiple exclamation points makes their point more convincing. Guess what? It doesn't!!!!!!!!!
+1
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