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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1500 on: November 14, 2016, 12:35:59 AM »
Hilarious.
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You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1501 on: November 14, 2016, 12:37:24 AM »
Quote from: Freddie on November 14, 2016, 12:35:59 AM
Hilarious.
Twas but a joke and to answer this
Quote from: Freddie on November 14, 2016, 12:34:33 AM
BTW can I just say that I detest the +1 shtick?
Yes you are entitled to say whatever it pleases you to say

I do happen to agree with you that it does get out of hand sometimes ( not that I'm not guilty of it from time to time myself.)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1502 on: November 14, 2016, 12:48:22 AM »
Quote from: Freddie on November 14, 2016, 12:34:33 AM
BTW can I just say that I detest the +1 shtick?

I think I gave in and did it a few times but I just hate it.

I assume it's supposed to mean "me too" hence the +1 means, "not just you, brother! count me in, too!" But then what the heck does it mean when people write +1000000? Are you pretending to be a million people? Or does the number suddenly no longer mean "me too" but rather it now is supposed to be a numeric expression of how right the previous comment was? And how do people determine if it's a +1000000 or a +1000000000000? It's totally arbitrary. You just get excited and start pressing zeros. It's like people who think multiple exclamation points makes their point more convincing. Guess what? It doesn't!!!!!!!!!


Quote from: mmgfarb on November 14, 2016, 12:35:27 AM
+10000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1503 on: November 14, 2016, 12:49:17 AM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1504 on: November 14, 2016, 01:04:56 AM »
...you try and justify your Trump vote but fail.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1505 on: November 14, 2016, 01:19:46 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 14, 2016, 01:04:56 AM
...you try and justify your Trump vote but fail.
I don't think that's limited to DDF or Trump.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1506 on: November 19, 2016, 08:51:30 PM »
...you are crying about your gmail account.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1507 on: November 19, 2016, 09:54:43 PM »
...You enjoy playing devils advocate in a certain js thread
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1508 on: November 19, 2016, 10:03:07 PM »
Quote from: TimT on November 19, 2016, 09:54:43 PM
...You enjoy playing devils advocate in a certain most js threads
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1509 on: November 20, 2016, 03:50:56 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 19, 2016, 08:51:30 PM
...you are crying about your gmail account.
By the time you thought if this one, not many DDFers were crying about there Gmail accounts.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1510 on: November 20, 2016, 06:53:28 AM »
Quote from: MeirS on November 20, 2016, 03:50:56 AM
By the time you thought if this one, not many DDFers were crying about there Gmail accounts.
...you went from tears to cheers about your gmail account.  ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1511 on: November 22, 2016, 04:48:13 AM »
...if your mother is asking advice on how to get you off ddf ....
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=5396.msg1599664.msg#1599664
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1512 on: November 23, 2016, 12:13:35 PM »
...you are giving water for Shaloch Manos (check with a LOR first)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1513 on: November 23, 2016, 01:40:25 PM »
You answer quotes with quotes
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1514 on: November 23, 2016, 01:46:42 PM »
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