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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1640 on: March 29, 2018, 10:17:28 PM »
Not sure what the issue was.
The horseradish wasn't his taste and he didn't like the Manischewitz wine.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1641 on: March 29, 2018, 10:21:04 PM »
The horseradish wasn't his taste and he didn't like the Manischewitz wine.
ALOL
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1642 on: March 29, 2018, 10:22:30 PM »
The horseradish wasn't his taste and he didn't like the Manischewitz wine.
Maybe he should of done a Google search first. Strike that idea because he would have found out he wasn't welcome because of discrimination against non-Jews.  :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1643 on: March 29, 2018, 10:23:27 PM »
The horseradish wasn't his taste and he didn't like the Manischewitz wine.
Random point- not all Manischewitz wine is KFP, as surprising as that is.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1644 on: March 29, 2018, 10:23:40 PM »
Maybe he should of done a Google search first. Strike that idea because he would have found out he wasn't welcome because of discrimination against non-Jews. 
Well really it isn't a problem, just we don't want you to know about the blood in our matzah
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1645 on: March 29, 2018, 10:27:05 PM »
Well really it isn't a problem, just we don't want you to know about the blood in our matzah
That horse has left the barn thousand of years ago.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1646 on: March 29, 2018, 10:28:02 PM »
That horse has left the barn thousand of years ago.
I wish everyone felt that way
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1647 on: March 29, 2018, 10:28:54 PM »
I wish everyone felt that way
I'm pretty sure it's only an excuse for the others, no one actually believes it
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1648 on: March 29, 2018, 10:32:07 PM »
I'm pretty sure it's only an excuse for the others, no one actually believes it
No one believes what? You trying to change history now?  >:(
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1649 on: March 29, 2018, 11:24:23 PM »
...you won't invite us over for Passover.
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its not just you. nothing personal. although i wish

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1650 on: June 03, 2018, 11:53:13 AM »
...you recognize Oscar Munoz in the UA safety video....
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1651 on: June 03, 2018, 01:37:50 PM »
...you recognize Oscar Munoz in the UA safety video....
Who? Baseball player?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1652 on: June 03, 2018, 04:08:50 PM »
You book flights 5 hours before takeoff

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1653 on: June 03, 2018, 04:21:33 PM »
"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1654 on: June 03, 2018, 06:32:24 PM »
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1655 on: June 03, 2018, 06:33:26 PM »
You book flights 5 hours before takeoff
I've booked at T-55 minutes while still in my home and made it :)
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1656 on: June 03, 2018, 07:19:06 PM »
I've booked at T-55 minutes while still in my home and made it :)
thatís why youíre not a DDFer, Youíre the KING OF DDF!!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1657 on: June 03, 2018, 07:23:58 PM »
thatís why youíre not a DDFer, Youíre the KING OF DDF!!
Perhaps a separate thread is in order
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1658 on: October 15, 2018, 08:12:27 PM »
You know what happened on May 09 2017
I donít but Iím sure some will...
(Hint: We should make a separate thread remembering memorable dates on ddf)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1659 on: October 15, 2018, 08:38:19 PM »
You know what happened on May 09 2017
I donít but Iím sure some will...
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DDF Trivia

What happened on May 09, 2017 at 03:01:24 PM?