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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1755 on: December 18, 2019, 07:55:19 AM »
Maybe fix your grammar also?
May vs might?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1756 on: December 18, 2019, 07:56:16 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1757 on: December 18, 2019, 09:16:24 AM »
Maybe fix your grammar also?
Your sentence seems to adhere to regular english grammar rules.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1758 on: December 18, 2019, 10:23:38 AM »
May vs might?
Drop the "a" or add "DDFer", no?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1759 on: December 18, 2019, 10:24:56 AM »
Your sentence seems to adhere to regular english grammar rules.
My sentences do not adhere to any rules just like me.  :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1760 on: December 19, 2019, 05:13:59 PM »
You post a simple question on DDF random questions thread waiting for someone to answer, rather than trying Google first.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1761 on: December 19, 2019, 05:31:50 PM »
...you answer a question that can be Googled because you are a nice person.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1762 on: December 19, 2019, 08:16:29 PM »
...you answer a question that can be Googled because you are a nice person.
Wrong thread
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1763 on: September 27, 2020, 05:45:24 AM »
You often know which user liked a post without clicking to check
Right now the case for me (especially my likes from you ;))

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1764 on: October 31, 2020, 07:38:44 PM »
...when someone abbreviates chas v'shalom as cv, and you think @CountValentine

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1765 on: December 01, 2020, 03:03:51 AM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1766 on: December 01, 2020, 08:09:25 AM »
« Last Edit: December 01, 2020, 08:32:06 AM by Lurker »
When you find yourself agreeing with me more often than not, it's time for a cheshbon hanefesh.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1768 on: December 01, 2020, 08:53:47 AM »
We need a dislike button for when people tag others like this.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1769 on: December 01, 2020, 09:01:30 AM »
We need a dislike button for when people tag others like this.

I'm sorry, I know you only like to be paged when your input is requested. So tell me @aygart, who would you put on that list?
When you find yourself agreeing with me more often than not, it's time for a cheshbon hanefesh.