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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #195 on: May 10, 2013, 07:20:58 PM »
So the real flaw is feeling like a grasshopper, not being a grasshopper.
Feeling like a grasshopper will cause others to see you as a grasshopper...
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #196 on: May 10, 2013, 07:26:06 PM »
Exactly! When in truth perhaps you really aren't a grasshopper at all...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #197 on: May 10, 2013, 07:29:30 PM »
Should I check with Master Po about all this grasshopper stuff?
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #198 on: May 22, 2013, 04:37:34 PM »
your cc this month will have load of .01 charges

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #199 on: May 22, 2013, 04:37:56 PM »
your cc this month will have load of .01 charges
+.01
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #200 on: May 22, 2013, 11:23:21 PM »
your cc this month will have load of .01 charges
And then ask on DDF why he got A/A'ed.


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Re: You might be a new DDFer if...
« Reply #201 on: May 22, 2013, 11:25:08 PM »
And then start a thread  on DDF asking why he got A/A'ed.
FTFY  ;)



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #202 on: May 23, 2013, 12:42:41 AM »
..you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate....
Please explain, thanks!! ( I went through the entire thread to see if it was explained but it's not ).

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #203 on: May 23, 2013, 12:43:20 AM »
Please explain, thanks!! ( I went through the entire thread to see if it was explained but it's not ).

Use your CC to buy Gas cards. Earn points but still pay the Cash rate as gift cards are considered cash.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #204 on: May 23, 2013, 12:51:19 AM »
Use your CC to buy Gas cards. Earn points but still pay the Cash rate as gift cards are considered cash.
Thanks!
I'm just not sure what the catch is,
Is it that you save the difference btw the cash price and the cc price and you Still earn points by buying those gas cards?, or is it that with some cards you earn more by buying these gas cards?
Thanks.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #205 on: May 23, 2013, 12:54:02 AM »
Thanks!
I'm just not sure what the catch is,
Is it that you save the difference btw the cash price and the cc price and you Still earn points by buying those gas cards?, or is it that with some cards you earn more by buying these gas cards?
Thanks.
Both and some you even get 10 cents off the cash price :)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #207 on: May 23, 2013, 04:46:11 AM »
@Dov LMAO!
You might be a DDFer if when your chavrusa says a chiddush you respond "Link?" (I caught myself a couple of times!)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #208 on: May 23, 2013, 07:18:16 AM »
Out if he says a Gut Vort you respond with a +1
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #209 on: May 23, 2013, 07:39:44 AM »
Out if he says a Gut Vort you respond with a +1
+1 (sorry, corny but i couldn't resist)