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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #270 on: November 12, 2013, 12:26:03 AM »
You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #271 on: November 12, 2013, 02:32:23 AM »
You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
Lol

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #272 on: November 12, 2013, 03:00:29 AM »
You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
...or you might be a drunk.
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #273 on: November 12, 2013, 09:16:19 AM »
...or you might be a drunk.
Ya, the average drunk wakes up at 6:30 in the morning...
...or you might be a drunk.
@ $5 plus tip per beer, it would be a pretty expensive way to be a drunk...
...or you might be a drunk.
Was that your first impression?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #274 on: November 12, 2013, 10:38:32 AM »
Ya, the average drunk wakes up at 6:30 in the morning...@ $5 plus tip per beer, it would be a pretty expensive way to be a drunk...Was that your first impression?
An executive?  :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #275 on: November 12, 2013, 10:44:31 AM »
...You cringe everytime you see someone pull out an amex green card

or a citi debit card :o
(my sister....who can meet a threshold without manufacturing spending)
If you see something that is 50% off but don't need it, walk away and save yourself 100%

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #276 on: November 12, 2013, 10:47:52 AM »
...You cringe everytime you see someone pull out an amex green card
...or cash at Bottlehouse.  :P
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #277 on: November 12, 2013, 10:54:20 AM »
You can't understand someone paying in a grocery with a card that isn't a Blue Cash Preferred.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #278 on: November 12, 2013, 10:56:22 AM »
...if you don't understand why someone would not use BCP at a grocery store.  ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #279 on: November 12, 2013, 12:31:42 PM »
...if you don't understand why someone would not use BCP at a grocery store.  ;)
rofl

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #280 on: November 12, 2013, 07:32:45 PM »
...if you have serious internet addiction.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #281 on: November 12, 2013, 07:49:23 PM »
...if you're wife worries about what you do on the internet.....because she knows it's cc related
If you see something that is 50% off but don't need it, walk away and save yourself 100%

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #282 on: November 13, 2013, 10:36:30 AM »
An executive?  :)
No, sorry... Just gotta learn and pray before starting the day...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #283 on: November 15, 2013, 01:07:05 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #284 on: November 16, 2013, 11:21:56 PM »
http://frequentflyerlife.tumblr.com/
I can't possibly be the only one ALOLing at this site, can I?
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.