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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #300 on: November 27, 2013, 02:49:49 PM »
Just look at the arrow on by the gas gauge on the dash.
Never noticed that
Life isn't about checking the boxes. Nobody cares.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #301 on: November 27, 2013, 02:50:41 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #302 on: November 27, 2013, 02:52:56 PM »
Never noticed that
That makes two of us. Will have to look the next time.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #303 on: November 27, 2013, 02:56:49 PM »
hence
He means if you're driving rented cars.
so if you rent alot you should be trained to look there
#experience

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #304 on: November 27, 2013, 05:55:05 PM »
...evrey one is mad jealous that u got the ticked on the united glitch flight  B4 it hit the main website. :)
If u work for a living, why kill urself working?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #305 on: November 28, 2013, 04:51:54 AM »
...evrey one is mad jealous that u got the ticked on the united glitch flight  B4 it hit the main website. :)
Tell me about it. The amount of people that have complained to me why I didn't tell them about it. I need to have my own subscriber list.  ::)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #306 on: November 28, 2013, 05:34:19 AM »
Tell me about it. The amount of people that have complained to me why I didn't tell them about it. I need to have my own subscriber list.  ::)
Every time there is a glitch a family member is upset at me. So after this one I finally did just that. Made an email list.
Create professional looking itineraries.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #307 on: November 28, 2013, 10:04:18 PM »
Every time there is a glitch a family member is upset at me. So after this one I finally did just that. Made an email list.
I think u should tell them its impossible, and if they really want it then become a member and follow up.
Or the least they can do, is giving over their DOB so u can book it for them, and they will probley make me cancel it anyways...
::)
If u work for a living, why kill urself working?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #308 on: December 13, 2013, 09:45:35 AM »
...had a dream (nightmare?) last night that I arrived at A&P, but I didn't manage to buy my gift cards until just after midnight!  :)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #309 on: December 17, 2013, 06:12:33 AM »
...if you are :-[ by some of the threads.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #310 on: December 18, 2013, 11:48:04 AM »
you may be a TRUE DDFer if.....

your (threads started / posts) ratio is low
Trolls will always post stupid replies

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #311 on: December 18, 2013, 06:21:28 PM »
If you have 7 Amex cards and made over $200 on SBS.

(I know, I know, if you're a real ddfer you would have more than 7 Amex cards)


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #312 on: December 18, 2013, 06:36:56 PM »
If you have 7 Amex cards and made over $200 on SBS.

(I know, I know, if you're a real ddfer you would have more than 7 Amex cards)
And you'll make a lot more than $200 on SBS with 7 cards.


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #313 on: December 18, 2013, 07:10:06 PM »
And you'll make a lot more than $200 on SBS with 7 cards.
It's the concept...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #314 on: January 07, 2014, 07:50:02 PM »
 ...one of your most "valuable" credit cards isn't even active.... ;)

"Not all who wander are lost"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #315 on: January 07, 2014, 08:34:47 PM »
You feel the need to explain hotel choices from old trips by saying those were my pre DDF days
Life isn't about checking the boxes. Nobody cares.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #316 on: January 12, 2014, 04:39:14 AM »
When it comes to tachlis date you check her credit score

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #317 on: January 13, 2014, 06:45:58 AM »
When it comes to tachlis date you check her credit score
that one made me LOL!
The good news is that most girls don't have any credit history until they marry which is a lot better than having negative history!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #318 on: January 13, 2014, 11:46:00 PM »
You camp out at  your local CVS like it's black Friday on Wednesday waiting for the new arrival of VR

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #319 on: January 13, 2014, 11:54:22 PM »
If you walk into a CVS and the cashier tells you 'we're out of stock'. Actually just happened to me lol