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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #300 on: November 27, 2013, 02:49:49 PM »
Just look at the arrow on by the gas gauge on the dash.
Never noticed that
Life isn't about checking the boxes. Nobody cares.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #301 on: November 27, 2013, 02:50:41 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #302 on: November 27, 2013, 02:52:56 PM »
Never noticed that
That makes two of us. Will have to look the next time.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #303 on: November 27, 2013, 02:56:49 PM »
hence
He means if you're driving rented cars.
so if you rent alot you should be trained to look there
#experience

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #304 on: November 27, 2013, 05:55:05 PM »
...evrey one is mad jealous that u got the ticked on the united glitch flight  B4 it hit the main website. :)
If u work for a living, why kill urself working?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #305 on: November 28, 2013, 04:51:54 AM »
...evrey one is mad jealous that u got the ticked on the united glitch flight  B4 it hit the main website. :)
Tell me about it. The amount of people that have complained to me why I didn't tell them about it. I need to have my own subscriber list.  ::)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #306 on: November 28, 2013, 05:34:19 AM »
Tell me about it. The amount of people that have complained to me why I didn't tell them about it. I need to have my own subscriber list.  ::)
Every time there is a glitch a family member is upset at me. So after this one I finally did just that. Made an email list.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #307 on: November 28, 2013, 10:04:18 PM »
Every time there is a glitch a family member is upset at me. So after this one I finally did just that. Made an email list.
I think u should tell them its impossible, and if they really want it then become a member and follow up.
Or the least they can do, is giving over their DOB so u can book it for them, and they will probley make me cancel it anyways...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #308 on: December 13, 2013, 09:45:35 AM »
...had a dream (nightmare?) last night that I arrived at A&P, but I didn't manage to buy my gift cards until just after midnight!  :)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #309 on: December 17, 2013, 06:12:33 AM »
...if you are :-[ by some of the threads.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #310 on: December 18, 2013, 11:48:04 AM »
you may be a TRUE DDFer if.....

your (threads started / posts) ratio is low
If you see something that is 50% off but don't need it, walk away and save yourself 100%

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #311 on: December 18, 2013, 06:21:28 PM »
If you have 7 Amex cards and made over $200 on SBS.

(I know, I know, if you're a real ddfer you would have more than 7 Amex cards)


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #312 on: December 18, 2013, 06:36:56 PM »
If you have 7 Amex cards and made over $200 on SBS.

(I know, I know, if you're a real ddfer you would have more than 7 Amex cards)
And you'll make a lot more than $200 on SBS with 7 cards.


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #313 on: December 18, 2013, 07:10:06 PM »
And you'll make a lot more than $200 on SBS with 7 cards.
It's the concept...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #314 on: January 07, 2014, 07:50:02 PM »
 ...one of your most "valuable" credit cards isn't even active.... ;)

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