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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #330 on: January 26, 2014, 02:31:51 AM »
Quote from: Penguin711 on January 26, 2014, 02:29:06 AM
Speaking of is following that forum worth it? Is it a DDF thing to do as well?
I hope you're not asking me, when CV is standing right here.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #331 on: January 26, 2014, 02:32:44 AM »
Can we PLEASE get back to our thread?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #332 on: January 26, 2014, 02:34:09 AM »

Quote from: DovtheBear on January 26, 2014, 02:31:51 AM
I hope you're not asking me, when CV is standing right here.

It wasn't directed at anyone in particular :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #333 on: January 26, 2014, 02:37:28 AM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #334 on: January 26, 2014, 02:38:32 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on January 26, 2014, 02:37:28 AM
FTFY
I debated which to write, but settled on using Forums in DDF context.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #335 on: January 26, 2014, 02:39:25 AM »
Quote from: ilherman on January 26, 2014, 02:32:44 AM
Can we PLEASE get back to our thread?
...if you don't follow FWF.  :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #336 on: January 26, 2014, 02:40:34 AM »
Quote from: ilherman on January 26, 2014, 02:32:44 AM
Can we PLEASE get back to our thread?
...if you don't know what FWF is.  :P :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #337 on: January 26, 2014, 02:40:58 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on January 26, 2014, 02:40:34 AM
...if you don't know what FWF is.  :P :P
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer....
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #338 on: January 26, 2014, 04:19:39 AM »
Quote from: yossi4k on January 13, 2014, 11:54:22 PM
If you walk into a CVS and the cashier tells you 'we're out of stock'. Actually just happened to me lol
When you walk into CVS and that same cashier tells you "I got your cards back" ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #339 on: January 26, 2014, 06:58:31 AM »
Quote from: jaywhy on January 26, 2014, 04:19:39 AM
When you walk into CVS and that same cashier tells you "I got your cards back" ;)
in HI?!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #340 on: January 26, 2014, 07:07:52 AM »
Quote from: yossi4k on January 26, 2014, 06:58:31 AM
in HI?!
No. The same cvs that you were in.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #341 on: January 26, 2014, 09:01:07 AM »
When you're excited about coach saver availability on UA (plan B).
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #342 on: January 27, 2014, 02:18:31 AM »
... your wife tells you her due date is coming up, and you respond "on which credit card?"
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #343 on: January 27, 2014, 06:54:51 AM »
Quote from: Dr Moose on January 27, 2014, 02:18:31 AM
... your wife tells you her due date is coming up, and you respond "on which credit card?"
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #344 on: January 27, 2014, 09:10:00 AM »
your mint.com "budget" section is beyond useless
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