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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #345 on: January 27, 2014, 09:22:19 AM »
+100, but you can take it with proper categories and slitting of transactions.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #346 on: January 27, 2014, 09:46:02 AM »
...you donate to help members you don't even know.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #347 on: January 27, 2014, 09:47:49 AM »
...you donate to help members you don't even know.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #348 on: January 27, 2014, 09:50:29 AM »
...you donate to help members you don't even know.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #349 on: January 27, 2014, 12:04:44 PM »
... your wife tells you her due date is coming up, and you respond "on which credit card?"
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You start new threads and don't get bashed as a reposter/newb...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #350 on: January 27, 2014, 02:07:52 PM »
Your favorite words are price mistake

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #351 on: January 27, 2014, 02:25:09 PM »
Your favorite words are price mistake
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #352 on: February 04, 2014, 09:34:52 PM »
You are driving on a date, and pass a CVS you never new existed, and have to physically restrain yourself from turning in to the parking lot.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #353 on: February 04, 2014, 09:42:16 PM »
You are driving on a date, and pass a CVS you never new existed, and have to physically restrain yourself from turning in to the parking lot.
or didnt restrain yourself and decided she wanted a drink ;D;D;D
« Last Edit: February 04, 2014, 11:03:16 PM by Emkay »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #354 on: February 04, 2014, 09:57:19 PM »

or didnt restrain yourself and decided she wanted a drink;D;D;D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #355 on: February 04, 2014, 10:03:24 PM »

or didnt restrain yourself and decided she wanted a drink;D;D;D

Oh that's why he wanted to stop! Makes so much sense now 😜

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #356 on: February 04, 2014, 10:08:29 PM »
I'm still waiting for a DDF shidduch.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #357 on: February 04, 2014, 10:10:10 PM »
I'm still waiting for a DDF shidduch.
it has happened just not through ddf as the shadchan ;D
« Last Edit: February 04, 2014, 11:02:59 PM by Emkay »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #358 on: February 04, 2014, 10:24:58 PM »
it has happened just not through ddf as the shadchan;D

Seriously? Two ddf members got married? Nice!

Must have missed that.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #359 on: February 04, 2014, 10:38:59 PM »
Seriously? Two ddf members got married? Nice!

Must have missed that.
they are not married yet ;D
« Last Edit: February 04, 2014, 11:02:46 PM by Emkay »