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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #390 on: February 11, 2014, 10:28:33 PM »
when you're at the 3rd cvs of the day and when you're leaving,
you see a mom and child coming in to pick up a prescription at the pharmacy,
and when you realize where you are, you say to yourself, "Oh, right, CVS is really a pharmacy!"
+100 was just thinking about this today

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #391 on: February 11, 2014, 10:30:35 PM »
Really? after my trip to a LA I was sure CVS is a liquor store
CVS: the store of the addict; liquor, cigarettes, drugs, and vr

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #392 on: February 11, 2014, 10:45:04 PM »
+100 was just thinking about this today
+1
i know, it's like a jolt to reality...

(so sometimes it's an adrenaline rush and it's tens of thousands of dollars/'play money', to flip,
...and then a mom and sick child walk in and I realize that it's a place of "real life", too.)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #393 on: February 12, 2014, 07:19:22 AM »

CVS: the store of the addict; liquor, cigarettes, drugs, and vr
Nice

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #394 on: February 12, 2014, 07:21:39 AM »
CVS: the store of the addict; liquor, cigarettes, drugs, and vr

FTFY.. Not going to be there for long.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #395 on: February 12, 2014, 09:00:40 AM »
FTFY.. Not going to be there for long.
hence the "is"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #396 on: February 12, 2014, 08:11:21 PM »
FTFY.. Not going to be there for long.
+1
true -- however, tobacco will still be there until Oct. 1, 2014

although they still own the tobacco stocks: Altria Group stock, valued at $7.25 million,
and 81,000 shares of Phillip Morris International, worth $8.2 million
source: http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/02/12/cvs-tobacco-sales-investments/5420301/

and we still need to hand over our license every time we want to buy the "real" sudafed!  from behind the counter!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #397 on: February 12, 2014, 08:57:16 PM »
DDFer if your mint.com account is constantly hovering around -$10,000

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #398 on: February 12, 2014, 08:58:15 PM »

DDFer if your mint.com account is constantly hovering around -$10,000

And you constantly get alerts from mint about your bluebird balance being low with just 1 cent in it...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #399 on: February 12, 2014, 08:59:11 PM »
And you constantly get alerts from mint about your bluebird balance being low with just 1 cent in it...


And you're way over budget on pharmacy
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #400 on: February 12, 2014, 09:01:29 PM »

And you're way over budget on pharmacy

Or if your pharmacy budget is in the thousands

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #401 on: February 13, 2014, 03:40:01 PM »
You keep switching tabs on your browser when your boss comes in so he doesn't see what you're really doing at work  ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #402 on: February 13, 2014, 04:15:14 PM »
You keep switching tabs on your browser when your boss comes in so he doesn't see what you're really doing at work  ;)
Ssshhh!  :-[

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #403 on: February 13, 2014, 06:28:16 PM »
You run to CVS in the middle of a snowstorm because you just heard that the store refilled their VR's yesterday.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #404 on: February 13, 2014, 06:31:54 PM »
You run to CVS in the middle of a snowstorm because you just heard that the store refilled their VR's yesterday.
They did??????????????????????????????????????? Thanks for the info!
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