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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #440 on: February 14, 2014, 04:35:10 PM »
you think high school girls are better of in seminar than seminary

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #441 on: February 14, 2014, 04:35:41 PM »
you think high school girls are better of in seminar than seminary
They are... ::)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #442 on: February 15, 2014, 10:38:48 PM »
Love me or hate me. I still love you.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #443 on: February 15, 2014, 10:58:43 PM »
Yes for first 6 months and it's churnable
Good to know.
Which card?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #444 on: February 16, 2014, 02:27:37 AM »
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #445 on: February 16, 2014, 03:05:16 AM »
Rapewards Card.
Watch your language brother
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #446 on: February 16, 2014, 09:34:57 AM »
Watch your language brother
Its sad that the only spelling mistakes you notice are of the kind that CV just made.
#justsayin


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #447 on: February 16, 2014, 09:47:20 AM »
Its sad that the only spelling mistakes you notice are of the kind that CV just made.
#justsayin


Spelling mistakes? CV does not make spelling mistakes ;)
« Last Edit: February 16, 2014, 09:51:41 AM by Achas Veachas »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #448 on: February 16, 2014, 10:19:49 AM »
Spelling mistakes? CV does not make spelling mistakes ;)
Not that time I didn't.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #449 on: March 05, 2014, 08:06:27 PM »
When you need to step away from a phone call, you ask your friend "Can I place you on a brief hold?"
« Last Edit: March 05, 2014, 08:16:55 PM by ReadsTheT&C »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #450 on: March 05, 2014, 08:33:12 PM »
When you need to step away from a phone call, you ask your friend "Can I place you on a brief hold?"
:)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #451 on: March 10, 2014, 12:37:21 AM »
You are constantly editing your posts to get rid of that capital S that ends up at the end of each post!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #452 on: March 10, 2014, 12:39:12 AM »
You are constantly editing your posts to get rid of that capital S that ends up at the end of each post!

Too cryptic for me. Care to explain?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #453 on: March 10, 2014, 12:44:17 AM »
Too cryptic for me. Care to explain?
Do you use a keyboard shortcut to submit your posts?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #454 on: March 10, 2014, 12:45:28 AM »
You are constantly editing your posts to get rid of that capital S that ends up at the end of each post!
was posted above: you use alt+s on emails

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #455 on: March 10, 2014, 12:46:03 AM »
was posted above: you use alt+s on emails
It's alt+s in MS Outlook
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #456 on: March 10, 2014, 12:47:33 AM »
was posted above: you use alt+s on emails
But for some reason I thought it was alt-shift-s on DDF. Wonder where I picked that up.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #457 on: March 19, 2014, 01:22:51 PM »
you type "f" in the address bar, and forums.dansdeals.com comes up
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #458 on: March 19, 2014, 01:33:45 PM »
you type "f" in the address bar, and forums.dansdeals.com comes up
+1

and "d" gives me dansdeals.com, thing is i work for a company that starts with a "d" ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #459 on: March 19, 2014, 01:36:09 PM »
+1

and "d" gives me dansdeals.com, thing is i work for a company that starts with a "d" ;)
oy! That's not such a good sign....
;)
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