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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #465 on: March 23, 2014, 12:41:24 PM »
I just got a whole batch that start w/ 6 (and I use a coin to scratch)
AHHHHH!

What has the world come to??
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #466 on: March 23, 2014, 10:11:09 PM »
Rosh Chodesh takes a back seat to the first of each secular month

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #467 on: March 23, 2014, 10:12:22 PM »
Rosh Chodesh takes a back seat to the first of each secular month
oy,,,
What has the world come to??

jk....  ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #468 on: March 23, 2014, 10:18:58 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #469 on: March 23, 2014, 10:33:31 PM »
Rosh Chodesh takes a back seat to the first of each secular month
:)
+1
Guess what!!??!
This year, April 1, 2014 = Alef Nissan       (plus April 30 = 30 Nissan!)
AND --      May 1, 2014 = Alef Iyar

  :) great news for DDF members!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #470 on: March 23, 2014, 10:47:09 PM »
+1
Guess what!!??!
This year, April 1, 2014 = Alef Nissan       (plus April 30 = 30 Nissan!)
AND --      May 1, 2014 = Alef Iyar

  :) great news for DDF members!
perfect! got a bag full of VRs and I've maxed out 3 bluebirds and i only have one MVD...not gonna stop me from adding to my collection this week of course... ;D

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #471 on: March 23, 2014, 10:51:55 PM »
+1
Guess what!!??!
This year, April 1, 2014 = Alef Nissan       (plus April 30 = 30 Nissan!)
AND --      May 1, 2014 = Alef Iyar

  :) great news for DDF members!
huh???
If u work for a living, why kill urself working?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #472 on: March 24, 2014, 12:21:11 AM »
huh???
It was an answer to:
What has the world come to??

Rosh Chodesh takes a back seat to the first of each secular month

So, for two months, B"H, Rosh Chodesh Nissan and Iyar and "rosh" April and "rosh" May are the the same days.... (as are the 30 days of the month, for 60 days in a row!)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #473 on: March 24, 2014, 12:19:13 PM »
perfect! got a bag full of VRs and I've maxed out 3 bluebirds and i only have one MVD...not gonna stop me from adding to my collection this week of course... ;D
How do you get a bag full of VR's?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #474 on: March 24, 2014, 05:03:33 PM »
How do you get a bag full of VR's?
every time i buy them, i put them in a cvs bag...that's how  ::)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #475 on: March 24, 2014, 05:06:18 PM »
every time i buy them, i put them in a cvs bag...that's how  ::)
seriously? that's crazy. Have you ever crossed state lines with them? They work at any CVS?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #476 on: March 24, 2014, 05:16:15 PM »
seriously? that's crazy. Have you ever crossed state lines with them? They work at any CVS?
not so crazy at all...not sure what "They work at any CVS?" means...as far as crossing state lines  :o ?? I dont go around with them obviously...anyway, enough OT...back to what makes us DDFers...like when I was talking to a friend about my upcoming vacation saying I was deciding between LAS and LAX...and a few minutes into the conversation he asked...Is there a reason you keep referring to places by their airport code?? You may be a DDFer if you do that  :D

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #477 on: March 25, 2014, 01:06:55 AM »
every time i buy them, i put them in a cvs bag...that's how  ::)
Oh, I put them in my pocket... Feels safer that way, I wouldn't carry around cash in a bag...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #478 on: March 25, 2014, 01:11:34 AM »
not so crazy at all...not sure what "They work at any CVS?" means...as far as crossing state lines  :o ??
I think he thought you meant you took a bagful from somewhere else to activate as needed.
anyway, enough OT...back to what makes us DDFers...like when I was talking to a friend about my upcoming vacation saying I was deciding between LAS and LAX...and a few minutes into the conversation he asked...Is there a reason you keep referring to places by their airport code?? You may be a DDFer if you do that  :D
Isn't that a repost? ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #479 on: March 25, 2014, 01:55:57 AM »
Oh, I put them in my pocket... Feels safer that way, I wouldn't carry around cash in a bag...
don't know how big your pockets are  ;D
I keep the bag at home and add to it as I buy...don't walk around with them ever, always come straight home after my cvs runs...