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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #600 on: July 10, 2014, 01:59:20 PM »
you're browsing ddf while your wife is in labor
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #601 on: July 10, 2014, 02:18:29 PM »
Quote from: Red on July 10, 2014, 01:59:20 PM
you're browsing ddf while your wife is in labor
BTDT :D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #602 on: July 10, 2014, 02:20:31 PM »
Quote from: Red on July 10, 2014, 01:59:20 PM
you're browsing ddf while your wife is in labor
May everything go smooth and well.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #603 on: July 10, 2014, 02:31:09 PM »
You sigh wistfully every time you pass a cvs
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #604 on: July 10, 2014, 02:32:09 PM »
Quote from: bzuckerman59 on July 10, 2014, 02:31:09 PM
You sigh wistfully every time you pass a cvs
And when you pass a S&S :)

Really, I passed a random S&S yesterday and had to tell myself not to stop, as I was running late and my goto S&S is fully loaded anyways...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #605 on: July 10, 2014, 02:41:24 PM »
Quote from: Red on July 10, 2014, 01:59:20 PM
you're browsing ddf while your wife is in labor
B'Sha'ah Tovah
Quote from: AnonymousUser on July 10, 2014, 02:18:29 PM
BTDT :D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #606 on: July 10, 2014, 02:53:42 PM »
You're sad that your new car holds less gasoline than your old one. But not SO sad, because you have more gas points than you know what to do with!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #607 on: July 10, 2014, 02:54:25 PM »
your kids play with piles of empty gift cards... and ask you when you are giving them more
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #608 on: July 10, 2014, 03:03:18 PM »
Quote from: Baruch on July 10, 2014, 02:20:31 PM
May everything go smooth and well.
Quote from: Achas Veachas on July 10, 2014, 02:41:24 PM
B'Sha'ah Tovah
B"H we're passed that stage, we had a girl this morning.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #609 on: July 10, 2014, 03:04:15 PM »
Quote from: Red on July 10, 2014, 03:03:18 PM
B"H we're passed that stage, we had a girl this morning.
Mazal Tov!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #610 on: July 10, 2014, 03:19:28 PM »

Quote from: Red on July 10, 2014, 03:03:18 PM
B"H we're passed that stage, we had a girl this morning.
Mazal tov! :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #611 on: July 10, 2014, 03:26:25 PM »
Quote from: Red on July 10, 2014, 03:03:18 PM
B"H we're passed that stage, we had a girl this morning.
Mazal tov! Where the kiddush?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #612 on: July 10, 2014, 03:59:04 PM »
Quote from: Red on July 10, 2014, 01:59:20 PM
you're browsing ddf while your wife is in labor

Or get AA A/A emails while your wife is in labor.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #613 on: July 10, 2014, 05:01:32 PM »
Quote from: bzuckerman59 on July 10, 2014, 02:54:25 PM
your kids play with piles of empty gift cards... and ask you when you are giving them more
+1

One was also complaining why I gave the other the bigger denomination cards.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #614 on: July 10, 2014, 05:14:44 PM »
Quote from: Moes Tavern on July 10, 2014, 05:01:32 PM
+1

One was also complaining why I gave the other the bigger denomination cards.
Did you ever give them a live gc by mistake? I did...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #615 on: July 10, 2014, 05:50:57 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #616 on: July 10, 2014, 06:04:26 PM »
Quote from: bzuckerman59 on July 10, 2014, 05:14:44 PM
Did you ever give them a live gc by mistake? I did...
Thankfully no.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #617 on: July 10, 2014, 06:24:18 PM »
...you can pronounce my first name.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #618 on: July 10, 2014, 06:29:29 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on July 10, 2014, 06:24:18 PM
...you can pronounce my first name.
ALOL!
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