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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #620 on: July 10, 2014, 06:39:53 PM »
...you can pronounce my first name.
The joys! I have such a name too...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #621 on: July 13, 2014, 07:47:12 PM »
Or get AA A/A emails while your wife is in labor.
Traumatic...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #622 on: July 13, 2014, 10:15:06 PM »
Traumatic...
At least SHE didn't have to go through what I just went through... ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #623 on: July 15, 2014, 09:52:26 PM »
when having a conversation about e-cigs/flavors your friend says it's like hookah...and it takes a minute of trying to figure out how smoking some vapor is like Hanging Up, Calling Again to realize they said Hookah not HUCA :o

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #624 on: July 15, 2014, 10:22:47 PM »
when having a conversation about e-cigs/flavors your friend says it's like hookah...and it takes a minute of trying to figure out how smoking some vapor is like Hanging Up, Calling Again to realize they said Hookah not HUCA :o
Repost

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #625 on: July 15, 2014, 10:23:36 PM »
Repost
figured but it just happened so had to post

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #626 on: July 15, 2014, 10:33:31 PM »
...you're afraid to get stopped, every time you pull out your wallet.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #627 on: July 16, 2014, 03:01:26 AM »
...You assume #freepalestine is an Amex Sync promo
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #628 on: July 16, 2014, 04:12:22 AM »
...You assume #freepalestine is an Amex Sync promo
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #629 on: July 16, 2014, 04:15:19 AM »
...You assume #freepalestine is an Amex Sync promo
i thoght it would belong here: http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=37195.msg694403#msg694403
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #630 on: July 16, 2014, 11:59:53 AM »
...you're afraid to get stopped, every time you pull out your wallet.
huh?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #631 on: July 17, 2014, 02:07:48 AM »
you go to return some things at Banana and the sales associate's jaw drops, followed by "How on earth are you getting these things for WAY less that what I pay with my employees discount !?!?"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #632 on: July 17, 2014, 02:23:21 AM »
you drive by a new large CVS that they are building with red brick, a drive-thru pharmacy, and think, "What a waste; such an expensive building and no VRs."
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #633 on: July 17, 2014, 01:07:27 PM »
you drive by a new large CVS that they are building with red brick, a drive-thru pharmacy, and think, "What a waste; such an expensive building and no VRs."
+1
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #634 on: July 17, 2014, 01:22:48 PM »
You go to Rite Aid to fill a prescription, and can't help but look longingly at the gift card rack
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #635 on: July 20, 2014, 03:39:44 PM »
Whenever you go places with your kids, they complain "you are looking at the gift cards again"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #636 on: July 20, 2014, 06:47:10 PM »
When you want to pull up a certain DDF thread, you find it easier to search your browser history than to search DDF
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #637 on: July 20, 2014, 08:32:23 PM »
You go to Rite Aid to fill a prescription, and can't help but look longingly at the gift card rack

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #638 on: July 20, 2014, 08:46:18 PM »
you cringe when you see 2 young boys buying OV at CVS with cash, all excited that they can now shop online

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #639 on: July 20, 2014, 10:36:23 PM »
You go to Rite Aid to the gift card rack
FTFY. ;)
Whenever you go places with your DW, they complain "you are looking at the gift cards again"
FTFY. :)