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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #660 on: July 22, 2014, 10:45:52 AM »
you assume everyone is a male on the forums.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #661 on: July 22, 2014, 10:47:17 AM »
you assume everyone is a male on the forums.
Ha!

This would be much more confusing if we all spoke hebrew here
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #662 on: July 22, 2014, 11:02:56 AM »
Ha!

This would be much more confusing if we all spoke hebrew here
Or only half the members and you had to guess which grammar people were using.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #663 on: July 28, 2014, 08:05:48 PM »
If you got confused why the grocery store (same size as a typical Shoprite/SnS) in small town TN, did not accept Amex for a $12 purchase.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #664 on: July 29, 2014, 01:55:27 AM »
If a drive that usually takes 1 hour will take you 1-1/2 hours
(If there's a Staples or S&S OTW)
I try my best :-\
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #665 on: July 29, 2014, 11:56:40 AM »
If a drive that usually takes 1 hour will take you 1-1/2 hours
(If there's a Staples or S&S OTW)
Or Wal mart

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #666 on: July 29, 2014, 11:57:24 AM »
If you are ready to buy gas and get annoyed because you forget to bring the right cc

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #667 on: July 29, 2014, 03:10:30 PM »
you just can't leave some things go.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #668 on: July 29, 2014, 03:17:05 PM »
you just can't leave some things go.
like
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #669 on: July 29, 2014, 06:42:25 PM »
You adapt-a-wiki
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #670 on: July 29, 2014, 06:44:40 PM »
on a 5 hour drive, you find it necessary to stop at every staples and walmart on the way , making a 5 hr trip into a 7 hr trip!
« Last Edit: July 29, 2014, 07:54:54 PM by D93 »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #671 on: July 29, 2014, 07:48:38 PM »

on a 5 hour drive, you find it necessary to stop at every staples and walmart on the way
happens all the time

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #672 on: July 31, 2014, 02:39:13 PM »
"להסתובב זה לא אומר להיות חופשי"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #673 on: August 02, 2014, 09:31:20 PM »
....You enter a plane you make a left.
If u work for a living, why kill urself working?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #674 on: August 02, 2014, 09:35:41 PM »

....You enter a plane you make a left.
Famous!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #675 on: August 03, 2014, 07:52:38 PM »
out of the blue you offer the help another without that person even asking.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #676 on: August 03, 2014, 07:53:30 PM »
You make an anniversary party on your first year of DDF

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #677 on: August 03, 2014, 08:00:48 PM »
You make an anniversary party on your first year of DDF
-1, I'm a DDFer and I haven't done that. :D

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #678 on: August 03, 2014, 08:05:26 PM »
If you -1 alot
If u work for a living, why kill urself working?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #679 on: August 03, 2014, 08:48:47 PM »
If you -1 alot
-1
I'm a DDFer and I don't do that. :P