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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #735 on: September 02, 2014, 12:40:33 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on September 02, 2014, 10:38:33 AM
When searching for a spouse, you'd prefer one whose name sounds like it could be male or female
when i call and say im my wife they start calling me mister. they dont even realize that on the account should be a women ;D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #736 on: September 02, 2014, 12:42:19 PM »
Quote from: Mordyk on September 02, 2014, 12:40:33 PM
when i call and say im my wife they start calling me mister. they dont even realize that on the account should be a women ;D
haha!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #737 on: September 02, 2014, 01:52:31 PM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on September 02, 2014, 10:40:42 AM
You refuse to hear any Shidduch with someone who doesn't have a SSN
or you request a credit report along with the shidduch resume!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #738 on: September 02, 2014, 06:36:48 PM »
Quote from: D93 on September 02, 2014, 01:52:31 PM
or you request a credit report along with the shidduch resume!
+1
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #739 on: September 02, 2014, 11:08:11 PM »
You have the same 5 $20 bills in your wallet that you retrieved from the atm machine over 3 months ago
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #740 on: September 02, 2014, 11:10:38 PM »
Quote from: ah on September 02, 2014, 11:08:11 PM
You have the same 5 $20 bills in your wallet that you retrieved from the atm machine over 3 months ago
I have a $10 bill in my wallet from 4 years ago.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #741 on: September 02, 2014, 11:48:08 PM »
what does the M in ATM stand for?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #742 on: September 02, 2014, 11:48:37 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on September 02, 2014, 11:48:08 PM
what does the M in ATM stand for?
Mystery!
Or Magic!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #743 on: September 02, 2014, 11:51:27 PM »
When you see a license plate with the numbers DFW579 and you think of the airport.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #744 on: September 03, 2014, 12:12:04 AM »
Quote from: AI-TRAVEL on September 02, 2014, 11:51:27 PM
When you see a license plate with the numbers DFW579 and you think of the airport.
i saw a minivan with DDF today and got excited for a second...then realized I'm a big loser
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #745 on: September 09, 2014, 10:26:21 AM »
You read a DDF post and know who wrote it without checking the name.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #746 on: September 09, 2014, 10:27:54 AM »
Quote from: etech0 on September 09, 2014, 10:26:21 AM
You read a DDF post and know who wrote it without checking the name.
+1, and I'm not sure if it's a good or bad thing. :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #747 on: September 09, 2014, 10:32:06 AM »
Quote from: AnonymousUser on September 09, 2014, 10:27:54 AM
+1, and I'm not sure if it's a good or bad thing. :P
Depends for who...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #748 on: September 09, 2014, 10:32:48 AM »
...your FB buzzes all the time from the 2 or 3 guys that want to get into cc's but refuse to put in the work to learn how to do it properly on DDF and ask you all the n00b questions in the world.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #749 on: September 09, 2014, 02:30:19 PM »
Quote from: @Yehuda on September 09, 2014, 10:32:48 AM
...your FB buzzes all the time from the 2 or 3 guys that want to get into cc's but refuse to put in the work to learn how to do it properly on DDF and ask you all the n00b questions in the world.
... Or whatsapp, or SMS.
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