Google Now just asked me if I want to set Wal-Mart as my place of work.Guess I go there too often
You have a dream that your wife wanted to make a surprise trip for you so she applied for 4 credit cards (not via 4BM) and only got approved for 2 of them and ruined your chances of getting the SW cards you were hoping to get at the end of the year.
I think you mean a nightmare.
You've had two offers in the past couple of days from people wanting to pay you to MS for them
You stock up on gas during the third quarter that lasts you the rest of the year.
You cringe when your neighbor tells you he can't afford to take his family on vacation because hotels are too expensive (happened today).