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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #765 on: October 05, 2014, 08:01:52 AM »
You go VERY early to the airport just to enjoy the lounges (possible a repost)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #766 on: October 05, 2014, 08:09:33 AM »
...you call someone a fool and stupid only to find out you were looking in a mirror.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #767 on: October 05, 2014, 08:23:11 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on October 05, 2014, 08:09:33 AM
...you call someone a fool and stupid only to find out you were looking in a mirror.
Is that only DDFers? I know plenty of non DDF fools who do the same thing :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #768 on: October 05, 2014, 08:25:34 AM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on October 05, 2014, 08:23:11 AM
Is that only DDFers? I know plenty of non DDF fools who do the same thing :P
I try and use current events for data points.  :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #769 on: October 12, 2014, 04:24:37 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #770 on: October 12, 2014, 04:27:05 PM »
You wake up in the middle of the night, out of breath from applying "spend $200 at Macy's.com, get $200 statement credit" onto all your amex cards.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #771 on: October 12, 2014, 06:22:55 PM »
You went to target today,  for the first time in a long time
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #772 on: October 15, 2014, 02:15:24 AM »
…you easily engage a troll.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #773 on: October 15, 2014, 12:56:42 PM »
You get overly excited when finding out that the vending machine at the client you are working on charges 25 cents for a can of soda and takes credit card (Freedom 10 cpp still active).
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #774 on: October 15, 2014, 01:05:23 PM »
Quote from: DP7 on October 15, 2014, 12:56:42 PM
You get overly excited when finding out that the vending machine at the client you are working on charges 25 cents for a can of soda and takes credit card (Freedom 10 cpp still active).
thats like 1970 and 2014 colliding right there
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #775 on: October 15, 2014, 01:16:05 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #776 on: October 15, 2014, 01:36:54 PM »
Quote from: BigDanFan on October 15, 2014, 01:16:05 PM
in the shower?   :o  holding it, or it's mounted on the wall?
Either way. Did you see the link? You can attach the strap and hang it from something on the wall, hold it in your hands or put it down on a surface with the stand holding it at an angle.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #777 on: October 15, 2014, 01:42:22 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #778 on: October 15, 2014, 02:43:08 PM »
You get a wedding invitation for thanksgiving weekend with the monogram SBS and u cant get over the coincidence, true story
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #779 on: October 15, 2014, 06:19:44 PM »
...you think the Redcard is a game changer.
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