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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #780 on: October 19, 2014, 01:28:05 PM »
Quote from: Mordyk on September 02, 2014, 12:40:33 PM
when i call and say im my wife they start calling me mister. they dont even realize that on the account should be a women ;D

I sometimes have fun and say, "excuse me, it's 'ma'am.'"
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #781 on: October 22, 2014, 03:19:32 PM »
Quote from: ah on October 15, 2014, 02:43:08 PM
You get a wedding invitation for thanksgiving weekend with the monogram SBS and u cant get over the coincidence, true story

You make excuses and turn down invitations to go away for that weekend bc you don't wanna miss sbs at your favorite location, also true story
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #782 on: October 22, 2014, 04:57:51 PM »
...your Amex BC was just closed.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #783 on: October 22, 2014, 05:00:21 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #784 on: October 22, 2014, 05:03:48 PM »
Today is a very sad day for you.......
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #785 on: October 22, 2014, 08:51:19 PM »
you post annoying comments about Chaim Moskowitz
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #786 on: October 24, 2014, 02:00:32 PM »
you miss CV bec he was awaiting the bluebird thread to reach 770 pages and soon it will, but he's not around to see it happen  :'(
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #787 on: October 24, 2014, 02:16:34 PM »
Quote from: BigDanFan on October 24, 2014, 02:00:32 PM
you miss CV bec he was awaiting the bluebird thread to reach 770 pages and soon it will, but he's not around to see it happen  :'(
My BB thread is only 220 pages.
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« Reply #788 on: October 24, 2014, 02:21:16 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #789 on: October 24, 2014, 02:58:14 PM »
Quote from: BigDanFan on October 24, 2014, 02:21:16 PM
this one is at #764: http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=21024.11445
It's based on your profile preferences. I chose to have the max amount of threads show up per page, which means I have less overall pages. Even when I click on your link. :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #790 on: October 24, 2014, 03:44:11 PM »
Quote from: @Yehuda on October 24, 2014, 02:58:14 PM
It's based on your profile preferences. I chose to have the max amount of threads show up per page, which means I have less overall pages. Even when I click on your link. :)
I'm also at page 459.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #791 on: October 24, 2014, 03:47:12 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #792 on: October 25, 2014, 08:27:53 PM »
Quote from: BigDanFan on October 24, 2014, 02:00:32 PM
you miss CV bec he was awaiting the bluebird thread to reach 770 pages and soon it will, but he's not around to see it happen  :'(
Quote from: ah on October 22, 2014, 08:51:19 PM
you post annoying comments about Chaim Moskowitz
;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #793 on: October 25, 2014, 08:31:29 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #794 on: October 27, 2014, 12:10:36 AM »
Quote from: ilherman on October 25, 2014, 08:27:53 PM
;)

 ilherman ->  yes:
Quote from: ah on October 22, 2014, 08:51:19 PM
you post annoying comments about Chaim Moskowitz

Quote from: BigDanFan on October 24, 2014, 02:00:32 PM
you miss CV

 (intentional timing) 
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #795 on: October 27, 2014, 03:47:46 PM »
... You write a long email to your mother explaining what MS is and she tells you you she's been buying VGCs from Staples using her IB for a while already
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #796 on: October 27, 2014, 04:04:19 PM »
Quote from: AharonInIsrael on October 27, 2014, 03:47:46 PM
... You write a long email to your mother explaining what MS is and she tells you you she's been buying VGCs from Staples using her IB for a while already


lol

You must be shepping such Nachas. :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #797 on: October 27, 2014, 04:26:56 PM »
Quote from: sky121 on October 27, 2014, 04:04:19 PM

lol

You must be shepping such Nachas. :)
Definitely :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #798 on: October 29, 2014, 03:50:35 AM »
Also:
... if when speaking to your 2.5 year old daughter you can say "at restaurants we use the.." and she answers "blue card!" (AKA CSP)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #799 on: October 30, 2014, 03:22:59 AM »
Quote from: AharonInIsrael on October 29, 2014, 03:50:35 AM
Also:
... if when speaking to your 2.5 year old daughter you can say "at restaurants we use the.." and she answers "blue card!" (AKA CSP)
now that's what I call true chinuch! LOL  ;)
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