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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #855 on: January 02, 2015, 12:12:02 AM »
Okay, find me another jew who had to fast twice this year for a non-DDF reason.
well that's a different story. but I'd assume you mean because the fast was in 2015, and the next fast will also be in 2015
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #856 on: January 02, 2015, 12:27:56 AM »
well that's a different story. but I'd assume you mean because the fast was in 2015, and the next fast will also be in 2015
That's to make up for not having to fast in 2014  :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #857 on: January 02, 2015, 12:28:17 AM »
Okay, find me another jew who had to fast twice this year for a non-DDF reason.

well that's a different story. but I'd assume you mean because the fast was in 2015, and the next fast will also be in 2015
Date line?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #858 on: January 02, 2015, 12:45:59 AM »
well that's a different story. but I'd assume you mean because the fast was in 2015, and the next fast will also be in 2015
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #859 on: January 02, 2015, 04:16:14 PM »
all the target employees know the last 4 digits of your cc number 
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #860 on: January 04, 2015, 02:44:51 AM »
all the target employees know the last 4 digits of your cc number 
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #861 on: January 04, 2015, 12:56:39 PM »
Walk in to target on the phone with gift card mall

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #862 on: January 04, 2015, 03:08:38 PM »
You are in staples with your 2 year old and he recognizes the vgc and says "those are like mine"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #863 on: January 04, 2015, 05:25:18 PM »
Take a trip to walmart with my family and my son asks if he push the gift card buttons on the ATM
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #864 on: January 04, 2015, 05:44:22 PM »
Take a trip to walmart with my family and my son asks if he push the gift card buttons on the ATM
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #865 on: January 04, 2015, 05:51:40 PM »
...you are obsessed with the Red Card.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #866 on: January 04, 2015, 05:53:41 PM »
Or you are obsessed with the fact that people
are obsessed with the Red Card.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #867 on: January 04, 2015, 06:10:07 PM »
...you are obsessed with the Red Card.
You are apparently...

...you read the Target Prepaid REDcard thread for a good laugh.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #868 on: January 04, 2015, 06:12:26 PM »
You are apparently...
I read the RC thread for a good laugh and see how obsessed with this card many are. I am so obsessed with this card I have 10 of them, NOT!  :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #869 on: January 04, 2015, 06:42:20 PM »
I read the RC thread for a good laugh and see how obsessed with this card many are. I am so obsessed with this card I have 10 of them, NOT! 
Did you notice the same questions being asked 10 and 15 times over