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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #90 on: March 03, 2013, 04:57:51 PM »
...when you're forced to make complicated and intricate spreadsheets just to keep track of all your credit cards/bank accounts, AoR, spending, etc...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #91 on: March 03, 2013, 06:31:41 PM »
Quote from: Swizard210 on March 03, 2013, 04:57:51 PM
...when you're forced to make complicated and intricate spreadsheets just to keep track of all your credit cards/bank accounts, AoR, spending, etc...
Or just use mint.com
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #92 on: March 03, 2013, 11:12:55 PM »
Quote from: Dan on March 03, 2013, 10:31:12 AM
...You are shocked when the mail comes and it doesn't include a billing statement...

HAHA! I loved this! ;D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #93 on: March 03, 2013, 11:32:15 PM »
...when all your credit-card-less family and friends (Shluchim...) know that they are to contact you to make large purchases for them, instead of paying cash.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #94 on: March 04, 2013, 01:53:58 PM »
...You have a social security number requirement on your shidduch resume (For prospective spouses {YW HelpMe}).
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #95 on: March 04, 2013, 01:58:00 PM »
Quote from: jj1000 on March 04, 2013, 01:53:58 PM
...You have a social security number requirement on your shidduch resume.

+100

Can you imagine marrying someone with a bad credit score?
#thingsthatmakeyoushudder
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #96 on: March 04, 2013, 02:09:46 PM »
Quote from: sky121 on March 04, 2013, 01:58:00 PM
+100

Can you imagine marrying someone with a bad credit score?
#thingsthatmakeyoushudder
Or a non US Citizen
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #97 on: March 04, 2013, 02:12:58 PM »
Quote from: Name Changed on March 04, 2013, 02:09:46 PM
Or a non US Citizen

Well, depending on where they were from that could have it's advantages.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #98 on: March 04, 2013, 02:13:48 PM »
Quote from: rots5 on March 03, 2013, 10:10:13 AM
i don't get it...but sounds creepy.  ;)
+1
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #99 on: March 04, 2013, 02:17:39 PM »
Quote from: sky121 on March 04, 2013, 02:12:58 PM
Well, depending on where they were from that could have it's advantages.
+1 especially if she's dual
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #100 on: March 04, 2013, 03:13:14 PM »
....if u curse out cc companies for not allowing you to rip them off
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #101 on: March 04, 2013, 05:04:59 PM »
You refer to airlines by their IATA designators, and use forum lingo with friends and relatives:

DDFer: "B6 is $25 cheaper than UA, but with UA we get plat bennies and earn EQMs"
DDFer's wife:  :o "I don't know what you're on about..."
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #102 on: March 04, 2013, 05:10:46 PM »
Quote from: AsherO on March 04, 2013, 05:04:59 PM
You refer to airlines by their IATA designators, and use forum lingo with friends and relatives:

DDFer: "B6 is $25 cheaper than UA, but with UA we get plat bennies and earn EQMs"
DDFer's wife:  :o "I don't know what you're on about..." but if you go dl in f wll earm more for palt MQM

now ur a real ddfer family!

fixed it up a bit   ;D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #103 on: March 04, 2013, 05:13:36 PM »
Meh. Not my wife!
On the plus side thank Gd my wife isn't a DDFer...we'd never see each other in real life.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #104 on: March 04, 2013, 05:16:06 PM »
Quote from: Dan on March 04, 2013, 05:13:36 PM
Meh. Not my wife!
On the plus side thank Gd my wife isn't a DDFer...we'd never see each other in real life.
ur right, didnt mean on ddf persay, but a ddf family as in streetsmarts...as in saving money wise
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