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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #960 on: April 26, 2015, 06:57:53 PM »
Bring her along.
Easy for you to say.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #961 on: April 26, 2015, 06:59:05 PM »

Easy for you to say.
;D
Hey, it's a good way of figuring out whether she's on board with it all.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #962 on: April 26, 2015, 06:59:29 PM »
;D
Hey, it's a good way of figuring out whether she's on board with it all.
Lol

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #963 on: April 26, 2015, 06:59:55 PM »
Bring her along.
Easy for you to say.
Bring her along. Easy for me to say also.  :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #964 on: April 27, 2015, 09:31:52 AM »
So you're going Thursday then... :P
No. It was the Jerusalem DO when Dan was in Israel.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #965 on: April 27, 2015, 09:33:03 AM »
Does she know why? Did it retroactively become the last date? :P
No. Yes.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #966 on: April 27, 2015, 10:39:18 AM »
No. It was the Jerusalem DO when Dan was in Israel.

ohh I missed that, he was getting harassed for "just one secret" and I had no patience so I left not knowing there was gonna be a DO after...rookie move :(

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #967 on: April 27, 2015, 12:00:57 PM »
ohh I missed that, he was getting harassed for "just one secret" and I had no patience so I left not knowing there was gonna be a DO after...rookie move :(
Not that one. There was a BBQ on the previous Teusday.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #968 on: April 27, 2015, 12:02:16 PM »
Not that one. There was a BBQ on the previous Teusday.

Ah yeah, I was to rookie then for that...hopefully next one

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #969 on: April 27, 2015, 12:03:37 PM »
Your UPS driver runs when he sees you coming.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #970 on: April 27, 2015, 12:07:40 PM »
Your UPS driver runs when he sees you coming.
ROFL
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #971 on: April 27, 2015, 12:22:20 PM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #972 on: April 27, 2015, 06:54:40 PM »
You +1 on your family whatsapp chat

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #973 on: April 27, 2015, 07:07:34 PM »
You +1 on your family whatsapp chat
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