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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #840 on: December 02, 2014, 01:31:53 AM »
Clear thinker - that was a clear thought!
David R - how? on my citi account page? (I have no balance to try it myself)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #841 on: December 02, 2014, 08:40:40 AM »
Your phone autocorrects perfectly spelled words to airport codes.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #842 on: December 02, 2014, 11:37:50 AM »
When writing the abbreviation for the state of Alaska you write AS before doing a double-take and start laughing.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #843 on: December 02, 2014, 11:40:36 AM »
When writing the abbreviation for the state of Alaska you write AS before doing a double-take and start laughing.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #844 on: December 02, 2014, 11:42:27 AM »
Your phone autocorrects perfectly spelled words to airport codes.
Nice.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #845 on: December 18, 2014, 08:38:42 PM »
your spouse says,
"we keep getting so many points - when are we going to win??"
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #846 on: December 18, 2014, 09:03:04 PM »
Someone writes C'V in a text message and i wonder how they know count valentine

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #847 on: January 01, 2015, 06:45:43 PM »
It's 6:45pm on the East Coast after Asarah b'Teves and you're imagining the good sushi and steaks that are being served at Shallots in Chicago...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #848 on: January 01, 2015, 06:48:15 PM »
It's 6:45pm on the East Coast after Asarah b'Teves and you're imagining the good sushi and steaks that are being served at Shallots in Chicago...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #849 on: January 01, 2015, 07:55:53 PM »
not according to Section 121 P 3h

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #850 on: January 01, 2015, 08:10:25 PM »
not according to Section 121 P 3h

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #851 on: January 01, 2015, 11:44:10 PM »
Youre the only person in Target who didnt spend money.. actually walked out with money.....

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #852 on: January 01, 2015, 11:54:12 PM »
If you had to fast two times this year to observe Asarah B'tevet.

Guess how.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #853 on: January 01, 2015, 11:57:27 PM »
If you had to fast two times this year to observe Asarah B'tevet.

Guess how.
what does it have do to with being a ddfer? should be in the "you might be a Jew" thread
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #854 on: January 02, 2015, 12:01:53 AM »
Okay, find me another jew who had to fast twice this year for a non-DDF reason.
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