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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #870 on: January 04, 2015, 07:49:47 PM »
Walk in to target on the phone with gift card mall
Real DDFers do NOT use Target RC For liquidating GC's.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #871 on: January 04, 2015, 08:00:41 PM »
Real DDFers do NOT use Target RC For liquidating GC's.
Then they don't know what they are doing.  ;)
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #872 on: January 04, 2015, 08:00:45 PM »
Real DDFers do NOT use Target RC For liquidating GC's.
Well I do. I guess I am fake

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #873 on: January 04, 2015, 08:02:37 PM »
No Big Eagles nearby?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #874 on: January 04, 2015, 08:06:12 PM »
No Big Eagles nearby?
Do they take Amex GC's?  ;)
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #875 on: January 04, 2015, 08:10:52 PM »
Well I do. I guess I am fake

I am fake too I guess

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #876 on: January 04, 2015, 08:33:34 PM »
Short of meeting a spending threshold,  why would you not do staples vgc?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #877 on: January 04, 2015, 08:38:30 PM »
... you have more paper coming to you then you know what to do with

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #878 on: January 04, 2015, 09:44:04 PM »
... you have more paper coming to you then you know what to do with
Donate to your favorite mosad and get a full value tax receipt.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #879 on: January 04, 2015, 09:50:58 PM »
Donate to your favorite mosad and get a full value tax receipt.
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My local Chabad House is getting a delivery tomorrow...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #880 on: January 04, 2015, 11:15:46 PM »
Donate to your favorite mosad and get a full value tax receipt.
I don't make enough to itemize deductions, so that wouldn't help me.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #881 on: January 04, 2015, 11:54:29 PM »
I don't make enough to itemize deductions, so that wouldn't help me.
The Mitzvah could still help you :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #882 on: January 05, 2015, 12:08:02 AM »
Paper, murphy oil, green toys... Anything else flying around in your house? Never forget the call I got from my mom.. "How much murphy oil did you buy, what.. Another dans deals thing"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #883 on: January 05, 2015, 09:42:18 AM »
You want to know why @username thinks that...

Real DDFers do NOT use Target RC For liquidating GC's.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #884 on: January 05, 2015, 10:49:48 AM »
I read the RC thread for a good laugh and see how obsessed with this card many are. I am so obsessed with this card I have 10 of them, NOT!  :P
20?