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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #885 on: January 05, 2015, 10:59:02 AM »
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #886 on: January 05, 2015, 11:04:55 AM »
A big ZERO.
This is beyond my scope of understanding... I will review the Serve thread... But still even if there is something better, how hard is it to find another 20 people? (I mean for a real non-ddfer)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #887 on: January 05, 2015, 11:09:12 AM »
This is beyond my scope of understanding...
Only so much free time each day.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #888 on: January 05, 2015, 11:11:17 AM »
Only so much free time each day.
Did someone say free?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #889 on: January 05, 2015, 11:16:19 AM »
Do they take Amex GC's?  ;)
No, only DC with a pin.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #890 on: January 05, 2015, 11:18:20 AM »
No, only DC with a pin.
Was talking about Target from the previous flow of the thread.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #891 on: January 10, 2015, 06:24:54 PM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #892 on: January 18, 2015, 04:23:06 PM »
Bring a gas can with you when you fill up because your car doesn't hold $30 of gas

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #893 on: January 19, 2015, 12:36:53 AM »
You are staying up to see who will post the millionth post
Money talks...mine says goodbye!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #894 on: January 19, 2015, 12:37:36 AM »
You are staying up to see who will post the millionth post
At least I'm not the only one...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #895 on: January 22, 2015, 03:05:46 PM »
You give gc's at weddings and bar mitzvahs instead of checks

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #896 on: January 22, 2015, 03:28:32 PM »
You give gc's at weddings and bar mitzvahs instead of checks
Or airline GCs...
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #897 on: January 22, 2015, 03:31:36 PM »
Or airline GCs...
IMHO That's tacky (they know that you got them for free), unless you are booking a chosson and kallah a trip with with hotel...or the like.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #898 on: January 22, 2015, 03:52:23 PM »
IMHO That's tacky
100%. Not that they would always know you got them for free, but even so.
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #899 on: January 25, 2015, 03:11:27 PM »
You give gc's at weddings and bar mitzvahs instead of checks
Or buying best buy vgc with amex offers and giving them as bar mitzvah gifts
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