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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #900 on: January 26, 2015, 12:03:32 AM »
Or buying best buy vgc with amex offers and giving them as bar mitzvah gifts
+1 as long as it's not a $200 AA voucher... that they will know you got for free.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #901 on: February 05, 2015, 06:46:02 PM »
...you didn't get any work done today >:(
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #902 on: February 05, 2015, 07:03:51 PM »
...but that is most days.  :)
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #903 on: February 05, 2015, 07:04:17 PM »
...you didn't get any work done today >:(
Or unintentionally won LMS:Israel edition :(

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #904 on: February 19, 2015, 01:43:04 PM »
... The last time you've used Internet Explorer was for CC applications.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #905 on: February 19, 2015, 01:47:06 PM »
... The last time you've used Internet Explorer was for CC applications.

Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #906 on: March 05, 2015, 12:16:01 PM »
You're not bothered if you flight makes a U-turn after 75% of the flight was flown cause after all you're getting (?) double millage...
« Last Edit: March 05, 2015, 12:19:30 PM by Centro »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #907 on: March 05, 2015, 12:59:17 PM »
You're not bothered if you flight makes a U-turn after 75% of the flight was flown cause after all you're getting (?) double millage...

Here's hoping!

What happened?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #908 on: March 05, 2015, 01:15:56 PM »
Here's hoping!

What happened?

Flight from ord to lga this morning

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #909 on: March 21, 2015, 08:40:12 PM »
... The last time you've used Internet Explorer was for CC applications.

LOL

You're not bothered if you flight makes a U-turn after 75% of the flight was flown cause after all you're getting (?) double millage...


You wish.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #910 on: March 21, 2015, 08:52:46 PM »
The gabbai makes an announcement & then says "and for more information" & you're thinking he's gonna say "PM me"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #911 on: March 22, 2015, 07:31:35 PM »
...you know tefillas haderech by heart
You can modify your original post. The modify button is right next to the quote button.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #912 on: March 22, 2015, 08:32:26 PM »
...you know tefillas haderech by heart
-1

Knew it way before DDF started. Anyone learning in an OOT Yeshivah would know it...
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #913 on: March 22, 2015, 08:34:59 PM »
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Knew it way before DDF started. Anyone learning in an OOT Yeshivah would know it...
*might* be...
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #914 on: March 22, 2015, 08:41:19 PM »
You can modify your original post. The modify button is right next to the quote button.