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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #915 on: March 23, 2015, 02:54:09 AM »
Have 4 cases of paper piled up....

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #916 on: March 23, 2015, 04:55:39 AM »
Have 4 cases of paper piled up....
I think only having 4 makes you not a DDF'er

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #917 on: March 23, 2015, 01:27:03 PM »
I think only having 4 makes you not a DDF'er
4 delivered to my house, & 4 delivered to my Parents

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #918 on: March 23, 2015, 06:06:59 PM »
You know what this thread is going to say before you open it.
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=48901.360
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #919 on: March 23, 2015, 10:33:11 PM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #920 on: March 25, 2015, 10:51:37 AM »
I accidentally paid 2K from redcard to the wrong barclays card and now have -2k in balance. Not worried cuz I'll just spend it in redcard next month :-D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #921 on: March 25, 2015, 04:47:23 PM »
I accidentally paid 2K from redcard to the wrong barclays card and now have -2k in balance. Not worried cuz I'll just spend it in redcard next month :-D
Maybe that goes here  ;D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #922 on: March 25, 2015, 04:48:56 PM »
Maybe that goes here  ;D
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Point is I'm not running to get a check for 2k cuz I'll easily spend that much next month anyway
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #923 on: March 26, 2015, 11:22:50 AM »
You are planning to go away for Pesach next week and only have a return flight (but not the way there) because you are waiting for Avios to open up

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #924 on: March 26, 2015, 11:25:03 AM »
You are planning to go away for Pesach next week and only have a return flight (but not the way there) because you are waiting for Avios to open up
I heard from someone who deals with selling Avios flights that one should not expect them to open up close-in to Pesach... (assuming MIA)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #925 on: March 26, 2015, 11:28:16 AM »
...you know someone who can get you a good discount on a flight.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #926 on: March 26, 2015, 11:31:40 AM »
I heard from someone who deals with selling Avios flights that one should not expect them to open up close-in to Pesach... (assuming MIA)

Not Mia. Ord. And I do have a backup,  UA saver.
Thing is,  there are so many open seats (per expert flyer)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #927 on: March 26, 2015, 11:36:23 AM »
Not Mia. Ord. And I do have a backup,  UA saver.
Thing is,  there are so many open seats (per expert flyer)
ORD>BWI, what date?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #928 on: March 26, 2015, 11:37:23 AM »
ORD>BWI, what date?

BWI ord. 4/2 or 4/3.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #929 on: March 26, 2015, 11:43:54 AM »
BWI ord. 4/2 or 4/3.
To late now but $90 on UA with 21 days notice.
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