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- ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
- ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
- ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
- ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
- ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
- ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
- ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
- ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
- ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
- ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
- ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
- ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
- ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
- ...Your kids call CC's money
- ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
- ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
- ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
- ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
- ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
- ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
- ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
- ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
- ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
- ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
- ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
- ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
- ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
- ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
- ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
- ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
- ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
- ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
- ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.- ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
- ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
- ...You answer quotes with quotes
- You might be a DDFer if...
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