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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #975 on: May 05, 2015, 06:26:12 PM »
people PM you about UPS
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #976 on: May 05, 2015, 06:32:10 PM »

people PM you about UPS



(And if u know the emojis by heart)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #977 on: May 05, 2015, 06:34:32 PM »
people PM you about UPS

Well I've made it :) but at what cost!!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #978 on: May 05, 2015, 06:39:38 PM »
people PM you about UPS
Oh boy am I a DDFer... :-X
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #979 on: May 05, 2015, 06:53:00 PM »
(And if u know the emojis by heart)
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #980 on: May 05, 2015, 07:06:14 PM »


(And if u know the emojis by heart)


Whoops maybe I'm not that good... :-[
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #981 on: May 05, 2015, 07:17:50 PM »
If your wearing perry ellis pants (from a deal was back), posting from a sprint galaxy victory (im to poor to afford a phone thats not free), wearing hp earbuds (from 2 weeks ago)...
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #982 on: May 05, 2015, 08:28:03 PM »
If your wearing perry ellis pants (from a deal was back), posting from a sprint galaxy victory (im to poor to afford a phone thats not free), wearing hp earbuds (from 2 weeks ago)...

That doesnt make you a DDF'er, that simply makes you a DDMS'er.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #983 on: May 05, 2015, 08:43:47 PM »
..if you rearranged your schedule and a newer Office Max destination today so that there was a Target nearby.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #984 on: May 05, 2015, 08:58:42 PM »
people PM you about UPS
I guess I'm not.
I'm on CM's list though. That must count for something.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #985 on: May 05, 2015, 09:06:57 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #986 on: May 05, 2015, 09:08:25 PM »
PM sent ;)
Now you broke my streak.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #987 on: May 05, 2015, 09:11:19 PM »
Now you broke my streak.
my apologies
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #988 on: May 05, 2015, 09:26:36 PM »
That doesnt make you a DDF'er, that simply makes you a DDMS'er.
Even though I got the headfones b4 it went main site?
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #989 on: May 06, 2015, 05:58:16 PM »
Riding on the subway, I hear on the microphone "this is west 4 street, transfer points is available to the A, C, D, and F trains".
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