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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #990 on: May 06, 2015, 09:09:48 PM »
Your friends who allowed you to add their SS# to AU cards on your account are now getting better CC offers than you sent to your house, thanks to your good credit no doubt.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #991 on: May 08, 2015, 10:03:15 AM »
When you call recon you by mistake give your wifes SS and not yours ;D

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #992 on: May 08, 2015, 02:33:16 PM »
When you call recon you by mistake give your wifes SS and not yours ;D

Or when you say your MILs maiden name instead of your mother's.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #993 on: May 10, 2015, 09:40:21 AM »
you are suddenly going to college
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #994 on: May 10, 2015, 02:46:29 PM »

But you can have many households.  ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #995 on: May 10, 2015, 03:05:13 PM »
...you are on DDF today instead of spending time with your mother.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #996 on: May 10, 2015, 03:32:30 PM »
...you are on DDF today instead of spending time with your mother.

CM, we jews have "mothers day" every day. The Torah says that we must adore and respect our parents every day.....
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #997 on: May 10, 2015, 03:48:17 PM »
CM, we jews have "mothers day" every day. The Torah says that we must adore and respect our parents every day.....
Before we start again, we've been through this here
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #998 on: May 10, 2015, 03:53:08 PM »
CM, we jews have "mothers day" every day. The Torah says that we must adore and respect our parents every day.....
...but does that happen?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #999 on: May 10, 2015, 04:07:20 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1000 on: May 10, 2015, 04:10:38 PM »

...but does that happen?
Depends how well one does at keeping the Torah but generally yes.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1001 on: May 10, 2015, 06:28:59 PM »
...but does that happen?

Nobody is perfect, but we at least don't have "that day" so to speak, so we can ignore them the other 364 days of the year. We "try" to be good sons and daughters all 365 days of the year.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1002 on: May 10, 2015, 07:17:00 PM »
...you are still spending your SBS credits...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1003 on: May 10, 2015, 07:23:53 PM »
...but does that happen?
I haven't conducted this study myself so I can't say for sure, but based on what I hear, I'd be curious to see a study comparing the care seniors above 75 get in the Jewish orthodox community and that of the world at large.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1004 on: May 10, 2015, 09:05:26 PM »
Nobody is perfect, but we at least don't have "that day" so to speak, so we can ignore them the other 364 days of the year. We "try" to be good sons and daughters all 365 days of the year.
Mothers day isn't the one day kids try to act good.
It's just the day we get an excuse to show our mothers some extra appreciation and tell and remind them how much they mean to us all year round.
"Not all who wander are lost"