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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1005 on: May 10, 2015, 09:09:51 PM »
...you are still spending your SBS credits...

wow, how many au's??

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1006 on: May 10, 2015, 09:11:12 PM »
I'm not even close to finishing those. Split mine between 4 places.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1007 on: May 10, 2015, 09:14:52 PM »
wow, how many au's??
16 cards. I did all of it to restaurants, and then went on a diet right afterwards.
I've got at least half left.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1008 on: May 10, 2015, 09:16:07 PM »
16 cards. I did all of it to restaurants, and then went on a diet right afterwards.
I've got at least half left.
If you got GC's just make sure they don't expire.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1009 on: May 10, 2015, 10:19:34 PM »
It's just the day we get an excuse to show our mothers some extra appreciation and tell and remind them how much they mean to us all year round.
Kind of sad that this even needs to be said.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1010 on: May 10, 2015, 10:30:05 PM »
If you got GC's just make sure they don't expire.
Or bring them to CA where GCs never expire.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1011 on: May 11, 2015, 10:29:54 AM »
wow, how many au's??

definitely less than you. I'm prob just spending them slower....

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1012 on: May 13, 2015, 01:00:49 AM »
You know the airport codes to the most obscure airports in the world.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1013 on: May 13, 2015, 01:12:49 PM »
if you need a bigger recycling garbage can  ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1014 on: May 13, 2015, 01:20:36 PM »
if you need a bigger recycling garbage can  ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1015 on: May 13, 2015, 01:30:04 PM »
lol haha, I should as a night job

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1016 on: May 13, 2015, 01:34:40 PM »
lol haha, I should as a night job
Take them to MI to get 10cents...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1017 on: May 13, 2015, 01:36:31 PM »
on a 4,500 ba flight with free luggage from a aa card?  ::) ::) ::)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1018 on: May 13, 2015, 01:45:11 PM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1019 on: May 19, 2015, 10:34:03 AM »
I looked on my passengers car seat this morning,
I thought it was full of fish scales, got grossed out for a half a second.
Really it was the sticky stuff from gift cards I pulled off while driving last night.