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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1050 on: June 10, 2015, 01:14:57 AM »
Your avoiding posting in a non js thread bc you like the symbolic milestone  represented by your post count . #305

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1051 on: June 11, 2015, 06:12:27 PM »
You help the cashier tear off the strips on back of the vgc to save time

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1052 on: June 11, 2015, 06:17:57 PM »
You help the cashier tear off the strips on back of the vgc to save time
If you don't do this please post in the "I am an idiot because..." thread.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1053 on: June 11, 2015, 06:25:03 PM »
If you don't do this please post in the "I am an idiot because..." thread.
link?
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1054 on: June 11, 2015, 06:27:09 PM »
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1055 on: June 11, 2015, 06:27:53 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1056 on: June 11, 2015, 08:16:50 PM »
If you don't do this please post in the "I am an idiot because..." thread.
Is that like the "stupid things we do" thread? Maybe we should make an idiot thread

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1057 on: June 11, 2015, 08:21:25 PM »
Is that like the "stupid things we do" thread? Maybe we should make an idiot thread
this would be the closest thing

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1058 on: June 11, 2015, 09:13:14 PM »
this would be the closest thing
Yeah,  that's what I was referring to

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1059 on: June 11, 2015, 09:24:56 PM »
Your afraid of mice... x2
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1060 on: June 11, 2015, 09:38:25 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1061 on: June 12, 2015, 01:08:02 AM »

Your afraid of mice... x2
What does that have to do with DDF ?
Life is as good as you make it...

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I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1063 on: June 15, 2015, 12:38:21 PM »
Your tabs look like this...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1064 on: June 15, 2015, 01:08:54 PM »
you are buying gas with S&S points and the attendant asks you where your friends/other cars are