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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1065 on: June 15, 2015, 07:29:14 PM »
you are buying gas with S&S points and the attendant asks you where your friends/other cars are
Perhaps if you only went to fill one car, you should post here instead.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1066 on: June 15, 2015, 07:39:52 PM »
Perhaps if you only went to fill one car, you should post here instead.
Well,  my answer would start a discussion that belongs in the ethical thread....

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1067 on: June 15, 2015, 07:46:28 PM »
Perhaps if you only went to fill one car, you should post here instead.
How about 2 cars
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1068 on: June 15, 2015, 07:47:08 PM »

Well,  my answer would start a discussion that belongs in the ethical thread....
So shall we just start here or are we waiting for someone to post in the ethical thread?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1069 on: June 15, 2015, 07:54:00 PM »
You get 5 credit cards in the mail which are already canceled at that time...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1070 on: June 15, 2015, 08:13:07 PM »
You get 5 credit cards in the mail which are already canceled at that time...
You get five cards in the mail and ask the mailman if he accepts credit card. :P
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1071 on: June 15, 2015, 08:15:28 PM »
You get five cards in the mail and ask the mailman if he accepts credit card. :P
Is that an attempt at a UPS method reference?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1072 on: June 15, 2015, 08:15:31 PM »
You get five cards in the mail and ask the mailman if he accepts credit card.
Is that the USPS method?  Hehe

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1073 on: June 15, 2015, 08:17:05 PM »
Is that an attempt at a UPS method reference?
Pm sent
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1074 on: June 15, 2015, 08:39:07 PM »
Is that an attempt at a UPS method reference?
What UPS method?
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1075 on: June 16, 2015, 12:17:10 AM »
You pull out of the grocery store parking lot along side a brinks truck and wonder who's carrying more money
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1076 on: June 16, 2015, 12:45:22 AM »
You pull out of the grocery store parking lot along side a brinks truck and wonder who's carrying more money
Wow. You're going that big? You'll need to fill up an awful lot of cars.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1077 on: June 16, 2015, 04:18:50 AM »
Wow. You're going that big? You'll need to fill up an awful lot of cars.
a small stack of agc would do it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1078 on: June 16, 2015, 03:53:53 PM »
...you don't bring your wife to a championship hockey game. If you do expect her to be high fived, hugged and kissed on the cheek by people you never met before.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1079 on: June 16, 2015, 03:56:33 PM »
...you don't bring your wife to a championship hockey game. If you do expect her to be high fived, hugged and kissed on the cheek by people you never met before.
not sure what that has to do with DDF, but it sounds like you enjoyed the game.  :-X
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