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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1110 on: July 03, 2015, 10:31:31 AM »
You use your Amex in Staples for the Amex offer yet somehow it still feels wrong.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1111 on: July 03, 2015, 10:39:55 AM »
You use your Amex in Staples for the Amex offer yet somehow it still feels wrong.
+1....

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1112 on: July 03, 2015, 12:57:19 PM »
If you saw the cover to this week's aim (ami jr) and thought of something fishy
I tried to post a picture but it was to too big...

Upload here and post link.
I was out of town and missed that week's issue. What was it?

« Last Edit: July 03, 2015, 02:47:34 PM by SOS »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1113 on: July 03, 2015, 02:12:51 PM »
If you saw the cover to this week's aim (ami jr) and thought of something fishy
If your kid needs a new diaper and you think of SF.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1114 on: July 03, 2015, 02:22:23 PM »
If your kid needs a new diaper and you think of SF.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1115 on: July 03, 2015, 02:30:19 PM »
If you cringe when you see someone using the "wrong" card for purchases

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1116 on: July 03, 2015, 04:27:01 PM »


If you cringe when you see someone using a DC for purchases
FTFY

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1117 on: July 04, 2015, 11:58:50 PM »
You were far from home and needed to fill up with gas...couldnt stop at just your tank @$0.79 a gallon, what a waste! so you filled up 2 of the gas attendants cars at cost :) made their day!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1118 on: July 05, 2015, 01:19:06 AM »
You were far from home and needed to fill up with gas...couldnt stop at just your tank @$0.79 a gallon, what a waste! so you filled up 2 of the gas attendants cars at cost :) made their day!

wow -- nice!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1119 on: July 05, 2015, 01:32:40 PM »
FTFY
No. Maybe the GC was bought with 5ppd with an Ink.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1120 on: July 06, 2015, 11:58:55 PM »
No. Maybe the GC was bought with 5ppd with an Ink.
I wrote DC, not GC.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1121 on: July 07, 2015, 12:37:59 AM »
You feel like a 6 year old seeing an ice cream truck, when you see a UPS truck.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1122 on: July 07, 2015, 12:40:01 AM »

You feel like a 6 year old seeing an ice cream truck, when you see a UPS truck.
* Waits for someone to mention UPS method*

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1123 on: July 07, 2015, 12:47:06 AM »
* Waits for someone to mention UPS method*
*and someone just did*
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1124 on: July 07, 2015, 12:47:52 AM »

*and someone just did*
I was gonna **** it out but that would only start a barrage of pm's