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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1125 on: July 07, 2015, 12:58:29 AM »
* Waits for someone to mention UPS method*
What's the UPS method??

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1126 on: July 07, 2015, 01:02:04 AM »
What's the UPS method??
A method unbeknownst to mankind

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1127 on: July 07, 2015, 01:10:36 AM »
What's the UPS method??
     another way to say shoot me.
The next person who mentions the UPS method should be taken out back and shot mercilessly.
« Last Edit: July 07, 2015, 01:19:55 AM by maxie m »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1128 on: July 07, 2015, 02:08:56 AM »
You feel like a 6 year old seeing an ice cream truck, when you see a UPS truck.
You watch it turn the corner, slow down at your house,  get excited, and then it passes your house
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1129 on: July 07, 2015, 11:35:58 PM »
You spell "reckon" as
How much cheaper is this than 7.5k avios? I recon not much.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1130 on: July 07, 2015, 11:38:11 PM »
You spell "reckon" as
Yup, some of us recon more often then we reckon.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1131 on: July 07, 2015, 11:40:41 PM »
Yup, some of us recon more often then we reckon.
:)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1132 on: July 08, 2015, 01:08:24 AM »
:)
Everybody hates the day of reconing
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1133 on: July 08, 2015, 01:40:34 AM »
Everybody hates the day of reconing

"Day of Recon-ing"
That's amazing. That's the name of the next Advanced DDS.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1134 on: July 08, 2015, 01:42:30 AM »
"Day of Recon-ing"
That's amazing. That's the name of the next Advanced DDS.
Or just the new name for an AOR
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1135 on: July 08, 2015, 11:27:42 AM »
You just bought yourself 2 nights at the grand Hyatt kauai for $9.90 at CVS

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1136 on: July 08, 2015, 11:33:14 AM »
You just bought yourself 2 nights at the grand Hyatt kauai for $9.90 at CVS
what did I miss?
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1137 on: July 08, 2015, 11:38:01 AM »
what did I miss?
Spend for sign up bonus?
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1138 on: July 08, 2015, 11:47:03 AM »
Spend for sign up bonus?
That....or the Arnold Palmer method  :P

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1139 on: July 08, 2015, 11:49:20 AM »
That....or the Arnold Palmer method  :P
I thought that died a few months back.
I just found a new supply of forks!