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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1140 on: July 08, 2015, 11:54:06 AM »
Spend for sign up bonus?
Ah, thought there was something new like that Rite Aid hotel thingy.
That....or the Arnold Palmer method  :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1141 on: July 08, 2015, 12:24:56 PM »
That....or the Arnold Palmer method  :P

is that the 'hole-in-one'? Or the Arnold Palmer Arizona iced tea that you buy in CVS along with your gcs?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1142 on: July 08, 2015, 12:59:31 PM »
Here we go again....

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1143 on: July 08, 2015, 03:24:31 PM »
Here we go again....
:) Maybe combine it with the method I will not mention as I want to live.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1144 on: July 08, 2015, 03:35:19 PM »
:) Maybe combine it with the method I will not mention as I want to live.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1145 on: July 09, 2015, 12:06:21 AM »
...you're waiting for a sale on lemons.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1146 on: July 09, 2015, 12:10:20 AM »
...you're waiting for a sale on lemons.
no one can squeeze a lemon like a DDFer can
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1147 on: July 09, 2015, 12:23:53 AM »
FTFY
Not necessarily, using Citigold debit card  for 50k aadvantage bonus.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1148 on: July 09, 2015, 01:51:23 AM »
...you're waiting for a sale on lemons.
When Amazon gives you lemon squeezers... make lemonade.

Did I quote that wrong?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1149 on: July 09, 2015, 04:08:18 AM »
Not necessarily, using Citigold debit card  for 50k aadvantage bonus.
doesnt redbird online work?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1150 on: July 09, 2015, 08:45:47 PM »
When someone asks you your sexual orientation you respond "I'm aerosexual" HT:Joe4007

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1151 on: July 09, 2015, 09:36:04 PM »
When someone asks you your sexual orientation you respond "I'm aerosexual" HT:Joe4007

HT: Ben Shappig or whatever his name is

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1152 on: July 10, 2015, 12:04:28 AM »
...when you read an article about the student who paid his $110 parking ticket to the school in 11,000 pennies (to protest that the profit goes to other schools) and you think of Dan and his mint/dollar-coin deliveries and deposits to his bank.
Link: https://gma.yahoo.com/student-protests-parking-tickets-paying-fine-11-000-175630831--abc-news-lifestyle.html

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1153 on: July 10, 2015, 01:50:18 AM »
...when you read an article about the student who paid his $110 parking ticket to the school in 11,000 pennies (to protest that the profit goes to other schools) and you think of the 110 points he could have gotten by paying with a CC.
Link: https://gma.yahoo.com/student-protests-parking-tickets-paying-fine-11-000-175630831--abc-news-lifestyle.html
FTFY

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1154 on: July 10, 2015, 01:58:21 AM »
FTFY

maybe, but it was probably a cash-only transaction. They even told him that he needs to count the 11,000 pennies.