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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1155 on: July 10, 2015, 03:52:33 PM »
When you bring gcs to the counter and the cashier hesitates when she sees the agc and then says "you know what, f#*# it"   
 You know something good is gonna happen 8)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1156 on: July 13, 2015, 01:00:10 PM »
You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1157 on: July 14, 2015, 08:29:10 PM »
Your inbox looks like it was hit by the amex.newegg/sabon Trojan spam virus right now

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1158 on: July 14, 2015, 08:30:55 PM »
Your inbox looks like it was hit by the amex.newegg/sabon Trojan spam virus right now

really wish gmail had folders right about now

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1159 on: July 14, 2015, 08:32:42 PM »
really wish gmail had folders right about now
They do have

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1160 on: July 14, 2015, 09:15:46 PM »
really wish gmail had folders right about now
Try Google inbox

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1161 on: July 14, 2015, 09:19:56 PM »
If you set your alarm clock TONIGHT (July 15) to 2:55am (EST)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1162 on: July 14, 2015, 09:20:19 PM »
If you set your alarm clock to 2:55am
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1163 on: July 14, 2015, 09:21:16 PM »
?
Have you ever heard of prime day?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1164 on: July 14, 2015, 09:21:31 PM »
really wish gmail had folders right about now
labels
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1165 on: July 14, 2015, 09:22:16 PM »
Have you ever heard of prime day?
Good point. Forgot about that

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1166 on: July 14, 2015, 09:57:37 PM »
labels

tyvm. finally playing around with it. don't know why i never tried before.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1167 on: July 14, 2015, 10:15:09 PM »
tyvm. finally playing around with it. don't know why i never tried before.
Don't forget to check out Filters, for moving things into labels automatically.
Enjoy! :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1168 on: July 15, 2015, 12:36:56 AM »
You cringe when you have to start using your debit card after you run out of CC's for best buy glitch...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1169 on: July 15, 2015, 01:16:44 AM »
If prime day seems really lame to you right now