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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1170 on: July 15, 2015, 01:21:15 AM »
You don't even bother with the best buy glitch

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1171 on: July 15, 2015, 01:26:57 AM »
You don't even bother with the best buy glitch
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1172 on: July 15, 2015, 01:28:47 AM »
You don't even bother with the best buy glitch
Unfortunately, I think you're right.  :(

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1173 on: July 15, 2015, 01:31:35 AM »
Unfortunately, I think you're right.  :(
I hope you're wrong ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1174 on: July 15, 2015, 01:32:43 AM »
You don't even bother with the best buy glitch
I disagree even though you are right that there is no chance it will work to be a DDFr you would still need to order around 25,000 of them

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1175 on: July 15, 2015, 01:33:53 AM »
I disagree even though you are right that there is no chance it will work to be a DDFr you would still need to order around 25,000 of them
Or none... Here in the Ddf we only do things in extreme measures.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1176 on: July 15, 2015, 01:37:00 AM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1177 on: July 15, 2015, 01:41:41 AM »
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Do you believe that there's a remote chance this goes through?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1178 on: July 15, 2015, 01:43:14 AM »
Do you believe that there's a remote chance this goes through?
not really. But if they offer a coupon instead it's still worth it

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1179 on: July 15, 2015, 01:45:33 AM »
not really. But if they offer a coupon instead it's still worth it
That reminds me I have $50 to Walmart hanging around somewhere on still need to spend

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1180 on: July 15, 2015, 01:53:14 AM »
Do you believe that there's a remote chance this goes through?

Maybe.

Maybe there's hope.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1181 on: July 15, 2015, 02:00:03 AM »
The number 10 sounds strange to me

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1182 on: July 15, 2015, 04:30:48 AM »
The number 10 sounds strange to me
Yeh, my sources are saying 11 and a half.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1183 on: July 15, 2015, 08:46:20 AM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1184 on: July 16, 2015, 09:30:35 PM »
Your dreams at night evolve around WSJ 0.1 cent GC's