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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1185 on: July 16, 2015, 11:17:39 PM »
Your dreams at night evolve around WSJ 0.1 cent GC's


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1186 on: July 20, 2015, 08:38:11 AM »
...You had no problem meeting your Extra Point Benefit on your Amex ED, and EDP.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1187 on: July 20, 2015, 10:39:45 AM »
...You had no problem meeting your Extra Point Benefit on your Amex ED, and EDP.
newegg, sabon, TM, ledbury = 4
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1188 on: July 20, 2015, 10:50:27 AM »
You have negative balances on your amex accounts

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1189 on: July 20, 2015, 10:58:56 AM »
newegg, sabon, TM, ledbury = 4
Your addition is flawless. Now you need to work on multiplication...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1190 on: July 20, 2015, 11:02:05 AM »
Your addition is flawless. Now you need to work on multiplication...
Ah, I forgot about AUs :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1191 on: July 24, 2015, 10:48:54 AM »
Well, stuff has just gotten real.

A text from Mrs. AJK this morning:

Mrs AJK:  Do you know about new egg?
AJK: What about it (thinking she wanted to order something)?
Mrs. AJK: Mrs. @MarcoPolo told me it's like sbs except u get cash!
AJK: Yep. We've done it.
Mrs. AJK: Did we max out?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1192 on: July 24, 2015, 10:53:36 AM »
:)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1193 on: July 24, 2015, 11:14:03 AM »

#wivesofDDFchattingaboutCCdeals
Does this happen in CTown also?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1194 on: July 24, 2015, 11:40:11 AM »
... There's an Amex offer for Walmart and you just roll your eyes. Cause that place is free, anyways.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1195 on: July 24, 2015, 11:40:53 AM »
... There's an Amex offer for Walmart and you just roll your eyes. Cause that place is free, anyways.

Nope. Still not a DDFer
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1196 on: July 24, 2015, 12:37:08 PM »
Well, stuff has just gotten real.

A text from Mrs. AJK this morning:

Mrs AJK:  Do you know about new egg?
AJK: What about it (thinking she wanted to order something)?
Mrs. AJK: Mrs. @MarcoPolo told me it's like sbs except u get cash!
AJK: Yep. We've done it.
Mrs. AJK: Did we max out?

#nachas
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#widowsofDD
#maxingout
#sbsinjuly
#freemoney
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1197 on: July 24, 2015, 12:38:34 PM »
??

You must not be married to someone involved in the hobby.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1198 on: July 24, 2015, 12:42:22 PM »
You must not be married to someone involved in the hobby.

my husband only wants to know what i'm buying at Staples that's so expensive :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1199 on: July 24, 2015, 12:43:02 PM »
my husband only wants to know what i'm buying at Staples that's so expensive :)

So HE would know what I mean :)
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